Not for the light hearted

So I might actually be close to dead and not really understanding it. All I've ever wanted was a bigger dick and more pussy and then i might believe it.

 

I dont understand...

 

me either

 

Nor I.

 

this is one of those "be careful what you wish for"'s.

seems i read somewhere about these mind reading aliens that gave everbody what they wanted so they strung this guy up in a noose and when he was dead they layed his body between to big rocks and crushed it. something like that. i know i'm not telling it very well.

but i remember at the end one alien turned to the other remarking how strainge these humans were.

"i can't understand it", the other alien said, "he kept insisting he wanted to be hung like a horse and get layed".

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This should've been in the mind fuck forum

 

so does this mean youre not gay?

 

true but then no one would read it

 

The man makes a good point.

 

i know, its not worth it without an audience.