Evil little bitch

I have put a password in my login account and made all my folders private, and my morally superior sister has managed to delete my growing porn collection for about the 10th time. She must've got on the computer while i was still logged in. Fucking cow, why should i have to suffer because she is an asexual christian prude...I'm single and godless and i have a penis, is porn a crime. For god's sake the pictures were about as soft as furry kittens, lots of pussies but no snakes

What should i do for revenge?

 

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I'd make her watch you use the porn.

 

get your own damn computer, or don't let her use yours (if it's yours). And remember to log out, duh

 

Rub out a batch into her moisturizer or hair conditioner.

 

Hide her bible!

 

id be so pissed if my sister deleted all my porn...

 

Burn it to DVD.

Or store it on a usb device... something removeable.

 

Perhaps she has figured out your password? Does she have admin capabilities on the computer? Does someone with admin capabilities have permission to access private folders on the computer?

 

did you check the recycle bin?

 

haha...lmao....; that would get her riled probably...

 

videotape her in the shower, prefferably rubbing one out, and post it on the web.

 

I've been thinking of sacrificing a chicken to the devil in her bedroom, but i think the moituriser idea is good

 

That's not a bad idea either.

 

Yes, empty. She's not your average braindead pentecostal. Don't ever trust a smart christian...destroy every trace of their self esteem before they become too powerful.

 

do you still live at home?

 

yeah, buddy, you're 21. There's no need to be living with your sister if she really irritates you that much

and posting her pic without her permission (even with the face fuzzed out) isn't cool

 

I don't think that's his sister though..

 

But yeah, you should just get your own computer or move or something, lol.

~Peace

 

that picture is from engrish.com see the link? Its a site that makes fun of asian products with horrible english grammer...plus i don't think a xian girl would wear a shirt like that