It's here!! It's here!

The watch I ordered showed up today. Fucking finally. This thing weighs one pound. I mean it doesn't sound like a lot, but a one pound watch?

I'm going to have to take this thing off when I jerk off because if my hand slips, it'll damage some goods.

 

yaaaay!

is this the stupidly expensive watch? er, I mean, classily expensive watch?

 

why do you want a one pound watch?

is your dick THAT small?

just kidding.

but now to be serious...would you sell your dick for a two pound watch?

 

I wanna see.
I know you are dying to show it off.

 

cool i got some stuff in the mail today too... bourbon vanilla parfum (so yummy), an organic bra, panties, cami, and tshirt and boxers for d and organic tea in a cute little tin and mineral foundation. yay for the mail.

 

You were right the first time. It was stupidly expensive, but yes it this is it. I'm psyched. My boss is going to be pissed because he just bought a new watch and mine is smashing his, hands down.

 

Ok... for you I will.

By the way, stranger, how have you been?

 

A watch made out of two pounds of gold maybe.

 

sounds like a nice watch

 

you would sell your dick for a two pound gold watch? and then what? sell the watch so it is actually worth something?

 

it really does though.

 

oooh, nice and sleek (haha, is that a word? sleek? hmmm?)

 

I'd show that motherfucker off. . . Then melt it down and make myself a new 2 lb solid gold dick.

 

I like your attitude. may you find the perfect silverware to complete your life...

blessings,
not

 

I prefer plastic sporks though. Thanks for the though anyhow

 

That is quite an ugly watch.

 

Well then be glad you didn't piss away as much money on it as I did.

 

may you find the perfect plastic spoons or forks...

love,
really

 

Taco-bell baby. I've already found them. Maybe that's why I don't care about anything.