Keep this thread going!

Friends, lovers and friends, I will be gone fore a whilst.
I will not ask much of you. The only thing I ask is that you guys keep this thread going until I return.
This might be tomorrow, or it might be next year.

When I return I want to see this very thread on the top page of Random Thoughts. This is very important for me for reasons I will not yet reveal.
If it is on the top page I will have a nice surprise for all of you. If not, well.... no surprise.


In hoping you will all cooperate,

Your loving bird.

 

a minute has passed by, and your thread is strong as ever.

 

Glad to hear about that.
Keep up the good work, folks.

 

Bird... I will personally see to it that this thread stays on the front page, even if I have to talk to myself for 10 years.

 

Where are you going?

 

this seems very plausible

 

Toilet.

 

actually after a thousand posts or so it'll probably get locked, so I hope he's not gone too long.

 

i wanna go with you this time bird... whaaa

 

hahafuckinhahahahafuckinha.

 

that is true too...hmm? well if that happens, we can start a new thread in this threads honor

 

i have NO IDEA who would ever shut down a wonderful thread like this....

 

good thinking. I knew I kept you around for a reason.

 

a lot of people would...they're out there y'know...

 

its what i do...i solve these complicated problems in a timely manner

 

when madcrappie shuts down these threads i think it's hilarious cause he always says the same thing, give or take a word.

 

haha...he should spice it up a little bit every now and then

 

In that case, I'm not sure if we'll be able to keep this thread up for that long. Sorry.

 

Wow. You have a short attention span.

 

whilst this thread may be locked, it may drift down to the bottom of the lake for the catfish to bite, I hereby promise to hold it in the number 1 spot deep within my heart near the left ventricle.