Genitalia; your secret parts

Some people are not affraid to show their secret parts. I say keep them secret, they are not called secret parts for nothing.

 

yea , ive been walking around all day with my shlong hanging out my zipper , i just stuck it back n zipped up my fly . i feel much better now .

 

If I don't keep it zipped it may touch the street and get used bubblegum on the tip

 

no that bubblegum was left there by a prostitute in rangoon

 

well in that case I'm pushing it down into my giant urethra

 

my secret parts just secreted all over the place ....its like that movie something about mary .......

 

Funny, I always thought they were called genitalia or to be more specific, penises and vulvas!!