my g/f wants to know how to give a lap dance

my g/f wants to know how to give a lap dance?

any hints? :sunglasse

please & thanks

 

Um, first off she needs to be on coke, make sure you yell at her a lot so she has bad self-seteem.

 

you just move to the music, i don't think there are any rules.............. i hope she doenst get so good at it she decided to leave you to become a stripper........... sorry Just kidding bout the last part.....

 

Seriously its all about rythem. I think she can find a class somewhere to take erotic dance. If not all she really needs to do is grind a lot, and take all your money. :H

 

Get that Carmen Electra Stripper work out tape... I've been meaning to check it out.

 

If that was a comment towards strippers...well, you're sadly mistaken.

Anyway, slow and sensual is the name of the game. Don't touch her during the dance..this will heighten both of your excitement levels. Have her gently touch instead, while she's on your lap. Eye contact is key here. Grinding is OK, but nothing too hard. Above all, she should be really into it-the point of a lap dance is to make you feel like you're the only 2 people in the world at that moment.

 

Hey don't take it personally, it was a joke. Believe me, I love strippers. Strippers are very impowered, stealing chumps money and all, and nobody gives more to stripper related charities then me, cept maybe Ted Kennedy. I'm sure its a lot more work then most people think, thats why I suggested the tapes. I have several stripper friends, and I don't think any less of them, It's a good job. Sorry if it wan't very funny. :H

 

i think what you need is some videos... sit down w/ the lady and watch it done by the pros.

Hehehehehe

 

It's cool Lodui. It's just that I hear shit like that all the time and it pisses me off. No hard feelings

 

*LAP* dances are MORE ABOUT the LAP and less about dancing!!!

 

i guess she should just sit on your lap and dance. um.. like tell her to think of her body as a group of waves and let it allow her body to er .. move with them and msuic or rhythm. it helps if she is "cushioned" because when i do it all you see is ribs and tanned skin .

 

Why is everyone busting on strippers?
I want(ed) my girl to be one for a while