A reporter recently interviewed Iraqis, asking them for current popular jokes. The one said to be most popular now, over in Iraq, goes as follows: An American GI comes home from a year in the war to find his wife pregnant. He says "How could you cheat on me while I was away risking my LIFE?!" She answers "Well, you came home with nothin'. You should be proud of me, I at least captured you an Iraqi prisoner of war." (Window seat, please.)
I love to watch the Polish National Symphony between selections when they empty the saliva from their instruments. What’s funny is that it’s a string orchestra.
Rumsfeld takes a bet with Cheney. Then Rumsey goes outside and tells a man on the street, "Our new foreign policy reqiures that we immediately start a confict which will kill 20 million Muslims and a blonde with big tits." The man on the street says, "Why are you going to kill a blonde with big tits?" Rumsey turns to Cheney and says "See, I told you no one would care about 20 million Muslims." And then collects his money. Aw, Awful. It's my dh's joke of the week.
That last one reminds me of the punchline to a joke too gross for me to tell, but the punchline is "I couldn't stop drinking it, because it was all in one string." One full step below "No, but the guy before you was." I hate sickening jokes, so I'm having a WTF moment.
