Funny/Thought Provoking Bumper Stickers

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  1. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    I've seen some real crap ones, but then again, I've seen some good ones too. Here are some of my favorites....Let me hear yours!

    "It's a scientific fact, scum always rises to the top"

    "Liberals treat dogs like people; conservatives treat people like dogs"

    "Politicians and diapers need to be changed...often for the same reason"

    "If you want to wear fur, stop shaving"

    "Bombing for peace is like fu*ing for virginity"

    "If going to church makes you Christian, does going to a garage make you a car?"

    "Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow-minded bigoted a*hole"

    "Last time we mixed politics with religion...people got burned at the stake"

    "Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church"

    "Don't tell the truth, you might lose your funding"

    "Closed mind? Close your mouth"

    "Join the Army; travel to exotic, distant lands, meet exciting, unusual people and kill them"

    OK, that's about all the good ones I have (I have some more, but I think that's sufficient)...I like to write them down when I see them...just so I can keep my eye out for them to buy myself. I'm weird huh? HAHA
     
  2. chaos

    chaos Member

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    i love those, especially the religious ones!
    hmmm...

    honk if you love peace and quiet.

    keep honking, while i reload
     
  3. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    Can only think of 2 right now...

    "Born Right the First Time" (in response to born-again christians)
    "If you're not OUTRAGED, you're not paying ATTENTION."
     
  4. velvet

    velvet Banned

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    Funniest bumpersticker I saw (on a website btw.. I think it was www.bumperart.com) was:


    Look out! A distraction!

    hehehe.. but you kinda have to like that sort of humor :)
     
  5. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I liked these...

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  6. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

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    hahaha i want this one
     
  7. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i can't help it, sometimes those anti-christian ones really hurt my feelings. but that's usually only when i'm on the rag. then just about anything hurts my feelings.


    i guess the one that made me laugh the hardest was that old one:

    I miss my husband, but my aim is getting better.
     
  8. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i think that's the funniest thing i've ever seen.
     
  9. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    thanks for that bumperart site. neat stuff. i like the one that says "a fine is a tax for doing wrong. a tax is a fine for doing well."


    i also like "an honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought."
     
  10. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i also like the one that says "if democrats and republicans could read, they'd be libertarians." i'm thinking of buying that one.
     
  11. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    I have a really old one that says: Nixon: Now more than ever! hehe
     
  12. Chronic4:20

    Chronic4:20 Member

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    Hug People, Not Trees

    PETA: People For Eating Tasty Animals

    Save Paper: Use Animals As Targets

    Global Warming Is Caused By The Sun, Duh!

    My other ride is your mom
     
  13. AreYouExperienced

    AreYouExperienced American Victim

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    Don't Drink and Drive.. You might hit a bump and spill your beer!
     
  14. Shockeye

    Shockeye Member

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    These are good:

    "Horn Broken, Watch for finger!"

    "Stick The Cell Phone Up Your Ass, You Might Drive Better."

    "God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts."

    "Your School Sucks."

    "I knocked up your Honor Student."
     
  15. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    i have this one...im gonna put it on my new car im getting
    but mine says fucking not fu*ing
     
  16. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    "i poke badgers with spoons."
     
  17. chaos

    chaos Member

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    re-elect bush: i'm tired of waiting for the apocolipse.
     
  18. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    I read one that said:


    Anyone who rides pays in GAS, GRASS, or ASS
     

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