Men and women

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 French men and 1 French woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 English men and 1 English woman

2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman

2 American men and 1 American woman

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman


One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in
the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in
a ménage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and
another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a
restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to
supply employees for their stores.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because
the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the
true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the
necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how
sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend
respected
her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship
with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky.
But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

 

Hahahaha wow, that was brilliant.

 

Lol, I like that!

 

That made me laugh so hard

 

I haven't seen that joke in years.

 

I love stereotypes

 

doublepost...please delete

 

I admit letting out a chortle at that one.

 

but my relationship with my mother IS getting better sice we worked out that we need to be properly introduced as per the schedule before we get drunk in the tipi.

 

hehehe thats a good one, thanks for the laugh.

 

ya know, I could possibly tolerate IronGoth - if he wasn't such an oaf.

 

hey now, play nice, he did nothing in this thread to warrant a bashing, just shared a pretty cute joke

 

don't take IG's little joys away from him, ihmurria, sometimes being disliked by someone is as good as being liked by someone else.

 

yeah, an oaf that tells it like it is, without the spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down. something i think the world needs more of. if'n we'd all quite bein so politically correct to each other, maybe there'd be a little more truth in the world.

thanks for the joke ig - i didn't know ya had it in ya!! did it hurt comin out? lol!!

 

Sugar is overrated. Truth underrated.

 

and oaf is stupid, iggy here is not. (do ya mind if i call you that, ig??)

 

KC, you can call me what you like.

 

just don't call you late for dinner?

 

Nope, sure as hell never that.

 

LOL

Good stuff