Silly surnames!

What is the funniest last name you can think of?

Higginbottom,
Bumstead,
Dickov,

are pretty funny, And they are real too, (they are past and pesent soccer players)

Anymore?

 

Butts or Butt.

When I was a telemarketer, I actually called someone named Skinder Butt. I also called a Harold Butts.

"Hello, may I please speak with Mr... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

CLICK!

 

Yeah, there's a soccer player called Butt, that's a good one.

 

lots of "PICKELSLIMER'S" here...

wouldnt ya love to be young miss or mister "PICKELSLIMER" ?

 

Fitzerwell.....as in Dick Fitzerwell

 

I am a telemarketer and some of the names i've called just this week are:
pusey
dong
laycock
boughner
kuntz

 

Those poor people...

heehee...

 

ah man, everybody sitting around me couldn'teven talk for like 5 minutes cuz as soon as i got off the phone we all burst out laughing....man...all night long

 

There used to be a Fat Ho in our phone book...

I had a teather named Mr. Dyke.

A friend of mine married into a Dong family....I call her Ding...

 

we've got a Dr. Wang thats a urologist here at the hospital

 

i just called a guy named mr.butt and holy crap (nopun intended) he was an asshole!!

 

i found about 20 people in the phone book with surname Anush when i was looking up someone

 

Last year I had a professor whose last name is Woodcock. I still laugh when I think about it.

 

I went to school with a guy named Rick (Dick) Woodcock...

 

another one.... hahah Mr/Mrs. Poon

 

my principal in high school was named dickoff. the vice principals were named foreman and cummings, which wouldn't have been funny by themselves, but together, well...

and can you guess what dickoff's daughter was called?...haha yeah.
tara.

 

theres a kid in one of my history classes with the last name doody

 

omg I forgot...I used to hang around a guy with the last name Cockram, and I knew a Woodcock and a Cummings too...

One of the principals I had was Dick Cherry....

 

we had a Mr. Dick Wadd and a Mike Hunt which dont sound bad til ya actually say his name

 

i like "prettyontop"