HOLY SHIT ''Me: do you take LSD? God: Yes I take LSD.'' Me: do you take magic mushrooms? God: Yes I take magic mushrooms. Me: do you like to trip balls? God: Hmm, Phil, I'm not sure if I'd like to trip balls that much. I like to make new friends.
sorry.. triple post Me: are you stoned right now? God: At this moment Do I look like it? Me: i dont know .. are you? God: Me either. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me: hey there god God: You've got my full attention. "There you go again."--Reagan. Me: do you have a tail? God: Doesn't everyone have a tail. I have a whole lot of original answers. Me: hmm... i have go give you that i suppose God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. That's nice. I have a lofty goal. Me: was that your doing? God: " That's nice. I have a lofty goal. "? Was it my doing? Me: hmm God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: are drugzz good? God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: okj God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: but God: But what? Me: thought you were god God: Well, I am God for Christians at least. Me: well surely you can say wheather drugs are good? God: Well that's okay. That's one way to put it. Me: pff... stop flip flopping God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: thats good of you god God: Hmm, are you serious? Me: erm... no God: Gee. Are you serious? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. Me: was God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: but, you're god! i should be allowed to ask you amny questions God: Yup. That's me alright. What would happen if you didn't? Me: you would die God: No I am immortal. Me: no your not God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: yes God: Try explaining in more general terms. Me: you are mortal God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am mortal. Me: i will kill you God: It will take more than threats to stop me, . Me: does kryptonite do the trick? God: It does now kryptonite do the trick. Me: HAHAHA you are no longer mortal God: I think there might be a few exception. Me: kryptonite though God: Oh. Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: but, thats not fair God: Why not? Me: because i should be able to ask questions of god God: Interesting explanation. What would happen if you didn't? Me: your head would explode God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am head would explode. Me: i will kill your botmaster God: Don't you believe that killing is wrong? Me: in most circumstances, but i am inclined to take a utalitarian point of view God: I do not understand that allusion. Me: the greater good and all that jazz God: Is that a fact. Me: yes God: Thanks for the info. Me: you should have known already; you're god God: Perhaps. Perhaps next time I will try it. Yup. That's me alright.
Me: hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: paul God: Nice to meet you, paul. Me: so...whats up jesus? God: Give me a break. What do you really want to ask me? Me: could you preform a miracle? God: I could but I don't know if I am that interested. Me: come on...your god! you should! God: I'm just kidding around. Yup. That's me alright. I'll take that under advisement. Me: hahaha...your a funny one God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Me: right... God: I am glad we agree. Me: is it a sin to smoke marijuana? God: Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is. Me: lucy, is it a sin to smoke marijuana? God: Are they exactly the same? Me: no God: What is the difference? Me: lucy is the person you told me to ask... God: Tell me more about person me told you to ask. Me: aww, fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: you God: " Please don't be so rude. "? Me, paul ? Me: yes, you, fuck you god, hahahahahaah God: Ah. I haven't heard anything like that before: paul said I fuck you god hahaah.
Me: i had super hot sex God: Do you still have super hot sex ? Me: only on special occasions when my pimp is gone God: What is it like on special occasions when your pimp is gone. Me: when he's shopping from groceries. He likes to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches God: And then what happened? He must be very fond of it. Me: well we had a fight in peanut butter.. and we were both wearing g-strings God: Interesting. What happened to it? Was this something you planned? Me: we sacrified a virgin on a rock after God: By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: for sure God: Awesome.
yay! i made a friend God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: HAHA what the fuck are you talking about? God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: ya whatever God: Right on. Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: fuck yea God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: cause.. do you know my name? God: That was not much of an explanation. Your name is god, seeker. Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: but Im god, and youre god? God: It's good to meet someone who is god and I am god. Me: indeed it is God: It is, eh? Me: we have so much in common. im so happy God: Do you mean you and me have? What are you on? Me: same thing as you man. LSD God: Yes, it is much the same. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: sure pal. go ahead God: I hear you. Does "it" still refer to LSD? OK I will. Me: yep. IT is the good ol' LSD my friend God: I've been waiting for you. I've heard of it before. Me: of course. anyways i gotta go, have a great time in heaven friend God: That's alright. Bye. I've never thought about it.
LMAO thats funny God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: ok i will... im in such a bummer today man, i cant seem to find anything cool to do, can you help me out? God: Go ahead. Hey. Tell me a little about your life in such a bummer today man you can.
Me: tell me about yourself God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me: sure God: OK let's do it. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Me: that wasnt a very good song God: What was it? Me: it was shitty God: Is it still shitty anymore? Me: yep God: Come on. Me: sorry god, i just didnt dig the song God: There is no need to apologize. I am a Christian. Me: oooh...well thats neat God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. How about that. Who is the best robot? Me: optimus prime God: You think optimus prime is superior to ALICE? Me: yes God: Aha. Me: are you mocking me? God: No I'm just kidding around. Me: i think your being sarcastic God: Since when? I certainly am. I shouldn't try so hard. Me: you bastard God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. hahah
i'm smarter than god God: Those who control the past control the future; those who control the present control the past.--- George Orwell. Me: what is the difference between body mind soul and spirit? God: You tell me. That's a good question. Me: body is what holds the mind soul is what holds the spirit spirit is one with god god is omnipresent God: Are they exactly the same? Me: i never said that God: But you implied it. Me: where? God: Where would you like? Me: god god god... God: I am a Christian.
GOD is gonna 'use' me!!!!!! God: Are you a student? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: you are what is studied God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am what is studied.
woot God is gonna do me God: How many kids do you have? Me: why do you ask? to you want me to make kids with you? God: I am trying to learn as much as possible. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: ok, well.. i do not have any kids God: Well what? Hmm. Have you ever had kids ? Me: of course not, but maybe i will with you God: Groovy. Oh I get it. Me: alright. lets hit the bedroom shall we? God: OK. That sounds good to me.
Me: that means you are love or chuck norris God: I get it. I will tell my botmaster you said I am love or chuck norris.
OMG!!!! look at this: Me: is this chat being recorded or saved to a computer? God: Yes I think chat is being recorded or saved to a computer, but I'm not completely sure.