how do u clean ur system fast

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  1. drummer

    drummer Member

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    help please!!!
     
  2. Unkle_John

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    um i assume you are talking about for drug tests. I use Yogi Detox, it cleans your blood. 2 days of that and you pee like a race horse.

    if you are talking about bowels, lots of bran and prunes.

    if you are talking about a computer.. a magnet will help.
     
  3. joo kyle

    joo kyle thisandthat

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    green tea. lots and lots of green tea.
     
  4. Night_Owl49

    Night_Owl49 Since 2006

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    You're fucked.
     
  5. Orsino2

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    Cranberry juice and green tea, but I'll say you don't have enough time, too.
     
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  7. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    I haven't heard that one before.

    When I was tested I used niacin...

    How often do you smoke?When was the last time you smoked? When is your drug test?
     
  8. drummer

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    i smoked i day age.....and then i found out that i'm getting a random ua soon....i didnt smoke 4 like a month before that
     
  9. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

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    I used a 45min system flush that i got at a health food store and it worked and it lasted 6 hours.
    it was like a juice drink specially made for Uas
    Ive seen them at punk stores and stuff too..

    or jsut drink alot of fluids before the test, like a gallon so that all your peeing is water.
    oh and fill the cup with only the middle of the stream of pee.
    I think Vitamin B helps in some way, Niacin. Dont take to omuch though.
     
  10. AnOriginalName

    AnOriginalName Senior Member

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    A rag and soapy water :) .
     
  11. lilchef

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    Ok so cranberry juice is the best but they have pills to they are AZo cranberry pills works the same way without the bitter taste. you can tell them that your mom made poppy seed muffins if your on some major stuff
     
  12. Ballad f Dwight Fry

    Ballad f Dwight Fry Banned

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    6 month vacation in Columbia south america does the trick.
     
  13. _chris_

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    pff, ye'd just end up with more white widow in your system than most people have seen in tehir life
     
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