Ok Listen Up

How would you like to have all the top-quality bud you can smoke in a year?
No more spending outragous prices, no more "can't find weed" or "can't find good weed".
How would you like to have, by this Oct., say like 3 pounds of kick-ass buds stashed away and every few weeks going there and grabbing an ounce?
Your own weed warehouse.

It's not impossible.
All you need is an total investment of about $250--$350, and 10 hours of your time a week.
One hour drive to the woods, 45 min. hike to your garden, then back, twice a week.

Do this for 6.5 months and you could have $12,000.00 worth of kgb.

It's labor intensive at first. You have to find a location then haul out potting soil and dig holes.
But once you got them puppies in the ground, all you gotta do is visit 'em 2x/week (less if it rains) to water 'em.

Bonuses:
-fresh air
-good exercise
-the fun of being a guerilla grower
-spending an extra few hours to catch and fry up some trout.
Fresh caught trout mmmmmmmmmm.
-Camping out with your grow partner and getting drunk around the campfire deep in the woods, roasting hot dogs on a stick and making 'smore's.
'smore's mmmmmmmmmmm.

So anyway you yes you can find out how to accomplish this by simply visiting my thread in the outdoor section of the growing forum.
I'll lead you step-by-step so you can have boxfulls of bud in Oct..
Boxfulls of bud mmmmmmmmmm.

Follow my instructions and I guarentee you at least 3 pounds of weed.

 

the risk of getting arrested, go outside getting into territorial fights with insects, bugs, poisonous plants, and depending on where you live, a variety of other fun outdoor encounters. ya you can totaly get alota good green, but i think its easier to hussle

 

Im happy with paying outragous prices, thankyou

 

Cops don't stake out a dozen plants.
If you get arrested it's because you were followed and if you can't notice if someone's following you yur stupid.
There are cheap easy ways to deter insects/bugs, and what poisonous plants are there besides poison oak/ivy/sumac and nettles? You can find out what they look like and simply avoid them.

And the dangers are far greater getting busted for hustling.

 

^Sounds like someone who expects mommy and daddy to pay for their dope the rest of their lives.

 

pay for my dope? are you serious.. I cut lawns and shovel snow dumbass to "pay for my dope" Mommy and Daddy arent involved what so ever..

 

Want to send me some dank seeds?

 

Yea me and my buddy live out in the country of canada so you know its good for growin.. and we already got it planned. its only like a 10 minute walk... to a place no one ever is.. good place to grow, tons of privacy. I even live on waterfront for easy watering.

 

He was just actually trying to help people out.
grow up a bit, stop with the name calling.

 

Thats what you call it? Name calling? Do you wanna count to 5 and have me put in time out?

I was having a little fun at first and just like anything else people say on these forums, people take it to the extreme and try to come out looking better than the other, and I cant defend myself without being told Im namecalling.. I need to grow up? No you need to stop being a pussy about it and let it go

 

naw I just don't think little immature pricks, should even toke chron.

 

I donno...I manage to smoke for free and its not too hard.

Lots of people do this what you talk about. And they have the primo buds. The tons of 'dank' as good as it looks you can find on the street, thats not the real stuff man . You have to care abotu each and every plant. Not make a 1000 plant bulk hydro system.

 

well maybe what he was trying to get across was that hed rather pay a ticket for possession opposed to going to prison for a long ass time for cultivating, intent to sale, huge amount of pot, ect. I'm a huge stoner, dont misinterpret the message here, but it seems very simple to just grow your bud, but dont leave out the major consequences that come with it..

 

I've already been followin your guide ranger and plan to keep doin so.

 

would be nice, but im still living at home without too great a spot to grow. i do at some point plan to grow all my own weed, so i can know ill be smoking only stictly organic well manicured sticky.

 

What I'm talking about here is a 12-plant grow.
That's "personal use" size.
To bust you for outdoor in the woods cultivation, they have to catch you actually cultivating i.e. watering them.
One thing I recommend is bringing a dog with you, approaching the area sleathily, being aware of anything unusual. I'll also post tips on how to tell if anyone has been there since your last visit.
So there's very little chance of getting busted.

I've been growing pot outdoors since the 60's, and I've only been arrested for cultivation once, and that was in my own backyard.
Out in the woods I've been ripped off a # of time's but never busted.

 

I don't think many people would be able to grow good bud. I've never successfully grown a female plant (Grown twice, both times I ended up with 4 male plants) so I'm not really speaking from experience, but everything I've read is that if your a novice botanist/pot grower, your pot isn't going to be very good.
I am interested to know though. I've never given growning a good attempt because I can't grow indoors and I've always been told that novice outdoor growers typically end up with a low-end yield of not so great pot. Is this true?

 

yeah i wanna grow but i live in the Canada. Is this good for growing weed? its gets hot in the summer though. i also have a question, will squirrles and shit eat ur bud? and what kinda soil should i plant in?
keep up the good work and dont listen 2 sirtokes alot, i havent seen one intellegent post of his in all the time iv been here

peace

 

Yes I agree. SirTokes is just another "badass" "cool" kid whos a wise ass to people for no reason.

 

i've been considering doing this for a while, but fuck i dont have time to go anywhere i could have a decent setup twice a week