oh shit man

ok i was smoking a bowl like half an hour ago and i spilt a bottle of water on the floor so i set my bowl on my bed and clean the water up then i smell somthing burning i fucking turn around and MY FUCKING BED IS ON FIRE!!!! i got it out but my bed spread has a big black hole on it, it tottaly fucked up my high man shit i gotta go buy a new one with out the suspicion of my parrents wish me luck man

 

LOL thats funny bro, you sure you only smoked A bowl? sounds like it was pretty damn hot lol..

 

That sux, I think that would ruin any high. But I'm pretty sure your gonna laugh your ass off next time you smoke.

 

ahaha man i dunno how youll pull that one under your parents noses

 

Haha.

 

one of many bowls

 

lol...I'm assuming you have a metal bowl then?

 

hahaha good luck man.

 

or it was still cherried and fell over

 

thats some crazy stuff to happen

 

I think you'd be better off saying it was a candle that got knocked over or somethin'...

 

Thats some funny shit

 

did it burn all the way through, because if not, just flip the bedspread around

 

i say at some point they'll definately notice. depends on if they're suspicious of you smoking or not. if not you should be able to bullshit your way, if they are or are starting to i'd take the necessary precautions


but will it be suspicious for you to go out and buy a new bedspread for yourself? cuz that might be shady too!

 

I Think that story is bullshit.

 

it's times like that where you just gotta laugh wholeheartedly at/with yourself, realizing the hilarity of life's situations.

 

i think people are underestimating parents ability to spot when one of their pieces of linen that you had just been using dissapears. you would -not- be able to keep it burnt and still undercover, unless your parents really dont give a shit about you, like cleaning your sheets, or something that parents of a 15yo do

 

...why?

 

im rlystoned right now, and i think that story is plausible.

 

Say u were lighting firecrackers off in ur room me and my friend do that all the time to cover the smell up and then his parents yell and were like sorry