Sex..

well hello:H

 

oh yeah i forgot about masturbation....yeah, do that it's a nice subsititute

 

my . well hello beautiful fuzzy wuzzy

 

a veeryynice one at that.

man im nineteen and im not ready.

but man. masturbation.

 

yeah masterbation! it's safer



how are you this evening phil?

 

hehe. im great, ya. i had a smooth day...
how art thee?

 

people have such pleasant conversations when they set sex aside

 

dr.phil?

 

ya its like after-sex... such enlightenment, such peacefulness

 

lets not encourage anybody to start gettin it on now I've actually never had sex with anybody but myself shhhhhh, not that i'm waiting for mr. right, i guess i've just never went for it.

 

Meditation is the orgasm for the soul.

 

true that

 

that's nice to hear.i actually had a pretty good day myself.got hyped up for a bit.let the energy out.and now im good and relaxed

 

the closest i have ever been to sex...eargasm(having one right now)
well actually you get my point

 

hey stix,
all my friends from school were slutty to, but guys liked me more because i was more reserved. just remember that next time you see him...

 

awesome.. getting hyped up during the day, and chill in the evening is always the best.

 

heck yeah...morrison does the trick

 

I lost my v-card at 14... I'm not traumatized.

But I wouldn't recommend getting crabs.

 

v-card...ahaha

 

yeah...down with STDs

we should start a fan club

everyone would justwant to be as cool as us