A mother goes into labor and her husband wants to be very involved. When they get to the hospital, the doctor tells them there is this amazing new machine that allows the Father of the Baby to take some of the pain. So, the labor is progressing and the mother is hurting a lot. The husband says "I want to use the machine." So the doctor comes in, hooks him up, and turns it to 10% Pain transfer. After a while, she is still in terrible pain, so the man wants the machine turned up. The doctor is not happy, but he turns it up to 20% Pain transfer. After a while, it is determined that the labor is going to be long and hard, so the husband says, "Doc, I want it all. I don't want her to suffer." "No way." Says the doctor, "Most men can't even take 10% for an hour, much less 100% for the entire labor. I'll kill you." I can barely feel it, doc. Just do it." Says the husband. So reluctancly, the doctor turns on the FOTB (Father of the Baby) machine up to 60% then 75% then 100%. The mother is finally relieved and she gives birth painlessly. Everything is fine, and everyone is OK, Except when they get home 3 days later and they find the Mail Man dead on the porch........ Ya gotta read the first three lines...........
C'est quoi, la difference entre un enfant et une bouteille de vin? Le nom du fabriquant est marque sur le cou de la bouteille de vin.
Goth, I don't speak French, but I KNEW you would like this one. LOL! Um, a baby had a different soup? With wine and fabric softener? That' what I could translate. My french sucks. Maggie
What's the difference between a baby and a bottle of wine? The name of the winemaker is clearly marked on the neck of the bottle. (e.g. there's no confusion) It's like the cop arriving on a wicked fight, a real donnybrook, two men beating the tar out of each other. The cop asks a small boy nearby "what's this about then?" The boy says "my dad and his best friend are arguing". "Which one's your father?" asks the cop. "That's what the fight's about" sez the boy.
<snort> LOL! Hey, I got "wine" and "baby" and "different" right.......I don't know where the hell I got fabric softener from. hee hee hee hee
What's the definition of a complete a*sehole? A guy who doesn't tell his wife he's sterile until she announces she's pregnant.
