sibling wrestling

long story short try and follow. my biological mother and father let my aunt (fathers sister) and her husband adopted me when i was just a baby.
so i have 3 "brothers" that are biologically cousins.
my biological father had a son with another woman.
and now my adoptive mother (aunt) is adopting her sisters son.

confused?

i have 5 brothers he's just the baby and a brat for it.

 

No, I got that. My family is just as confusing.

 

okay good cus thats just the tip of the iceberg

 

Really? Wow!

Did I ever tell you how I had three dads and that my cousins were also my nephews and nieces?

 

ahahaha.. are we related?

 

I don't know. Let's just assume so.

So how are you, cousin?

 

i used to wrestle with my brother all the time...now we just bitch slap each other

 

EEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL! That's disgusting! Now you'll catch Kooties. Don't you know you can't touch little boy? You'll catch boy germs and when you grow up you'll have to kiss one. Didn't your moomy teach you anything?

 

i read somewhere that at most .. everyone on the planet is 50th cousin

 

yes yes yes i know all about cooties.. but i live with the little jerk.

his perverted friend came over today and tackled me as i walked in the door.. ugh damn teenagers

 

I'm my own grandpa, so I know how you feel :&

 

FINALLY, someone sings this song!!! you guys dont feel left out she wont tell ME either