I just ate frogs legs

i didn't whine so don't be disrespectful your asshole.

 

dude, its one thing to tell someone not to be disrespectful... but it kinda doesn't work too well when you follow it with "asshole".

And frogs legs don't really have a distinctive taste... But then again, I am sick so probably can't appreciate them fully.

But then again again... the french aren't known for their strong-tasting food. Good food, yes. Strong flavours, no. French food tends to be much more subtle.

 

I am very respectful of my asshole. I wipe it regularly and wash it twice daily.

I know it's difficult, considering you and your countrymen think we all live on McDonalds and sit around drinking cheap beer, but we have this thing outside France called a sense of humor. Not having one makes you stereotypically French. Even the Quebecoise can laugh at themselves.

So what will it be? Can you take a joke or are you a Frenchman?

 

OMFG someone call a moderator this is getting out of hand..

 

I'm a Frenchman. It's not the french thing to do to laugh at american humor, because it sucks.
All americans are fat!!!! LOL!!!
(sry too much benzos LMAONADE)

 

LMAO watch out... we'll have dancerannie in here in a second...

 

That's better! It's ok to poke fun, as long as we can both take it. All French are chain smoking drunks! LOL!

 

shes online..

 

*hides behind a chair*
I don't know if i'm cool enough for her...

 

What'd they do with the rest of the frog?

 

I don't think I want to know...

 

rest of the frog is useless.. unless yer asian,, an i aint that "asian".

 

Well I bet the frogs wondering what you did to it's legs.

I'm sure it'll do fine out in the wild.

 

Its probably in a hospital somewhere learning how to walk on two prosthetic legs or something...

 

But then PBS is going to make some crappy 'Inspiring True Life Story' about Hoppers. You'll feel obligated to watch it because you'll end up feeling guilty about the legs thing.

The movie'll suck. Probably have Tim Allen in it.

I hope your happy.

 

I'm sorry I've just inflicted an awful made-for-tv movie starring tim allen and that kid from stewart little on you all, all because i wanted to try a local delicacy... *sobs* those poor poor frogs.. Poor little Hoppy won't be able to hop anymore... all the kids at school will call him Stumpy...

 

Next time just ask for the whole frog so you won't have to feel guilty, about you know, dooming humanity to PBS.

 

theres nothing edeble on a frogs body, all frogs/toads have poison secreted from glands under thier skin on the body, (some frogs are more potent than others). the frogs body contains many other glands and what not, so really your going to get sick if eat the rest of the frog.

anyways, frog legs are pretty good, thiers a french/cajun restaunt i go to once in a while, they make damned good Kermit legs there.

 

but but but.... you werent showing up on my buddy list. oh well.

 

lmao. thanks.

better call the highway patrol too... and the coast guard and the ghost busters....