The official make up your own album titles thread

I think everyone should make up their own album titles. I'll go first:

'Dastardly Days'

'The Flabbergast Papers'

'Deploy Yourself'

'Pentium Processesor Always'

'As You Know But Wont Say'

'East Carolina Drowning'

'Be Forever Donkey in Spirit'

'One if By Glands'

 

"Congress Laughs Retroactively"

 

company policy
(think its sounds hip)
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knight grooves - bumble mumble and the a-flat minors

gettin clown - the tea cozies

ghastly flights - self titled alblum

long green pajamas - another self titled first release

fur tones - fuzzy logic

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Rage Against the Washing Machine. it kinda reminds me of something Spinal Tap would use

 

speculation of you
constant grieving

 

"The Tar Spangled Banner"

"Journey of a fat man"

"The quarells of Francis"

"Never Trust a punk"- by YesFX


"Rip it to pieces tear it up, take a dump on it"

"Old Lady Alzheimer's Wednesday Blues, and tales from Pluto"


"Bitches from Venus like to suck _____"

"Evil Doers, Intelligent Design, and other assorted Paranoid Fantasies"

"The mustartd seed parable gone wrong: oh shit we'll never die"

" The Very Best of GWB: "I'm a retard" and his other greatest hits"

 

"tadpole singing at the somme"

"tennis with mavis"

two that i can think of right now...

 

arctilithose - by stone poney
time out of mind - by the neuronaughts

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I think more urban-themed relaxation cds should be made... the nature ones of waves and such just make me want to pee. So, here are my nominations:

"Stuck In Traffic"
"Thin Walls in Hotel - Next Room's Sex Noises"
"Girlfriend Breaking Up With Boyfriend via Throwing Out His Stuff Through 4th Floor Window"

 

Panda Underpants

 

Tranny Bums - The Great Cock and Dole Swindle

 

Lovesongs for the Ugly and Hearing Impaired