Hey. I have a question, so I will ask it. I have a basement, you know, like a lot of people do. There's nothing 'out of the ordinary' about it, but I noticed something down there that made me very confused. If I were anybody else, I would say that I must be imagining things. You know, like those days you think a dwarf is trailing you, or when you think you've just seen a face on a spider you walked by in the back garden. Like those days, know what I mean? When I tell you what has been making me confused, eveyone must promise me that they wont take it as a sign that I want to 'take apart' society. I really dont, but when I tell you what I have to tell you, THAT is the impression you might gather. (By the way, I HATE that Gethers woman on 'American Idol'! "Wait till the claws come back out", PLEASE! Why cant girls keep claws out of vocalizing in front of critics with clothes and combed hair?) Anyway, I was down there in the basement and I heard what sounded like water. As many local surveyers have proven both to me and my family, there has not been an underground river in these areas since the fall of the Tudor Dynasty. Where is the water? And no, it isn't plummbing, thats above, in other parts, see? (By the way, LOVE how Jay Leno makes weak jokes! I mean, what is he DOING?! I am bothered by it.) *This has been a test of my speed typing system. If this had been an actual post, meaningful information would have been conveyed to you. Thank you for your disgust.*
No no, it was the sounds of 'creative juices'. Dont say piss, it's code for "remarkable eclipse of distant star". Remember to drink water and practice senseless acts of kindness, ok everyone?Good night, and good luck.
not pressing that small black button on the flat black control panel that lights up black saying "sun dive" =^^= .../\...
