I have a problem with my penis

an for the record,, you must be lying or ashamed cause youve never showed even a hint of proof..

even dick cheney aint scared to show his..



so are ya just living a fantasy?

 

eh, tell 'em everyone has a set of genitals, there's no need for anyone to stare at yours

or buy heavier sweat pants, ones that are thicker and harder to see stuff through

 

Wtf is that doing on your hard drive HHB?

 

sounds tragic

 

pressed rat posted it in mind fuck,,,


http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148902

an for the record it looks like a catheter bag or a colostomy bag.. not a cock..

still dont explain you..

 

Are you crazy? I never bring girls back to my house. Even if I did the girl can shout the house down. My mum wants to be a grandmother ASAP

 

I know, I should seek councilling

 

you should also keep a journal about it...you could call it the penis diaries. just write about how you feel when people only pay attention to your wang and how no one gets the chance to know the real you because the only thing thats on their mind is your dick

just a thought

 

Pleeaaase.... you want to talk to me about big genitalia?

Your almost 40 years old with two kids.... I doubt your vibirator fits in your handbag... does that mofo run on unlead? How the fuck do you get that bad boy through customs? They'll probably mistake you for a suicide bomber.

 

Thats priceless KJ, they should feature me on Oprah..

 

id watch that episode
:H

 

there may be a future for you yet
http://www.puppetryofthepenis.com/

 

He who brags the most, has the least. That's what I was always told. Then again, I keep quiet about mine, and I still don't have much to talk about.

 

haha this is quite hilarious. main things that are funny - you are 28 and living at home. the fact that this is a problem for you. i'd just say to all the ladies, hey, nice shoes, wanna fuck? you should be getting copious amounts of poon.

 

I can't believe how unhelpul everyone is being to this guy. He's asked for advice on a problem and all people can do is talk about his ego or the fact that he lives with his parents!

My advice is to wear tighter underpants. I like to wear loose trousers around the house too but I don't have any problem with my penis being on show. My underpants are fairly tight. They're kinda stretchy. Not constraining (they're boxer shorts) but they have a certain amount of stretch, to hold things in place.

To the people criticising him for living with his parents at the age of 28... could you explain why that's a bad thing? This may come as a shock, but most people live with their parents until they get married or move in with their partner. The only reason for wanting to move out before then (that I can think of) is if you just don't get along with your parents. And I think if that's the case then you're the one with the problem.

 

Lol!

How much rent do you guys have to pay each month? I bet it hits your wages pretty hard. I've saved enough to buy a flat or a house now. I won't have to spend my life paying off a mortgage.. works for me

 

in the city of pittsburgh right now my rent is a mere 300 dollars a month plus utilities. i don't hate my parents at all but i would be the most bored individual on the face of the earth if i lived there til i was any more than 23.

 

That's because he should be out making porn like all the other guys with his problem do.