Interesting Psychological Fact... A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, menopausal or post-menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies in this area have been canceled.
You know, it's true what she says. I had a crush on someone a week before my period once. (Don't get worked up because I used the p word fellows.) Anyway, when I was through so was the crush. Your harmones can make some look so sexy one minute and then so... well..eh..not so hot the next. Here is an example of what I mean. You know something, when I saw this picture I started to think to myself, he really is kind of attractive? Check with me in 5 or 6 days and see if I still feel like this.
Mr. "Jug Ears" Rumbold himself. Now there was a dude with a sense of humor. That pic doesn't show his misshapen gap-toothed smile. Not the prettiest boy in the playground but a good actor, and a fantastic piano player. God love the man, he's awesome.
You know what? You should stay out of bars at times like this. Just like how all guys should take a picture of my mom in their wallets, and every drink or two take it out and look at it. When she starts to look good, GO HOME. ALONE.
Hey I really think your pop would take offense to that one. I never heard a guy call his mom ugly before this.
