i hate shoes

yeah like dude we're like hippiez we should all bare them feet

no really now...yesterday i bought new shoes, lovely shoes they seemed, but what i did not know(and now do) is that the shoes were evil...so today upon walking on the street, i found that my feet were being subjected to this intense horrible pain....

now, i knew i had bought smaller shoes than usual...but i never thought they would be too small, i'm a small footed-girl you know...so the pain grew and grew until i couldn't walk...
man, i was literally standing in the middle of the street unable to walk!!!!
so i was walking a few steps, stopping for five minutes to draw my breath, and all the time i felt like crying??!?!?! am i a total wussy or what

so like that i managed to get home....
so now i am torturing the shoes, stretching them in all directions, maybe to exorcise their EVIL nature

 

Oh no Rox, you're not a total wussy . The shoes are just an other manifestation of the malefic Satan

It sucks for you, i hope they weren't too expensive ...

 

yessss, yesss Antoine thank you, i always knew the evil spirit hides in there
but they're gonna pay i swear
i'm gonna rub them with garlic and...and...take'em to the priest!!!

they were not expensive but they're so beautiful

 

make sure they don't shrink back
evil things tend to do that when you're not looking

 

Yep good plan Rox
Or if you want, we could try a exorcism via a cathodic screen ... I'll go get my exorcism kit and we could try ...

I don't know if the shoes will react like the girl in The Exorcist

 

oh my, Antoine you can be my shoes' SAVIOUR!!

liberate my shoes from the evil spirit in them, because i'm sure they're actually good shoes, but they're simply evilly posessed

oh yesss, as soon as you get your exorcism kit let me know
it'll be a dangerous thing, a life-threatening thing, it could turn out to be a tragedy...but you and me, being such brave and dedicated people will face it till the end

don't be afraid Antoine, you're doing what you must do!!!!!

 

Ok i've got the candles, the crucifix, the incense, the bible , a brownie (if i'm hungry ) and the exorcism for dummies book ... I think i'm ready

Let's go ...

I forgot the Holy Water , thanks Meli

 

did you forget the holy water?

 

Yes , what would we do without Holy Water ?

 

Okay this is Rox and Antoine's(please save me some brownie) temporary good-bye to the world:

We are going down a very dangerous path
If we never come back, at least know that we did for your good! Yes, so young people like you and me shall suffer no more the opression of evil posessed shoes!
We love you all

 

We'll be back for supper kids don't worry ...

Well we hope so ...

 

OUR kids will be fine even if we never come back

just give them your super-power whammm boof-boof cloth it's gonna make them powerful and invincible

do you think we went cuckoo-nuts and we need therapy?

 

you must know antoine.that you can't do ANYTHING without the holy water

 

Thererapy , i have no bobo in the coco.
I don't need that

 

I hope they weren't the shoes you've been waiting to go on sale for a month. I did that once, and it sucked.

 

shoes prove more than 100 times in a year that my feet are growing out from very bad ass..
yes sandals kick ass, couse they wont make my toes smell evil

 

seriously though, how much comfier is it barefoot? i like flip flops but some shoes are just stupid

 

well being barefoot on soft grass is cuter than anything, though as its raining, then my sandals get slippery and i prefer barefooting.. and as im drunk i lovvveee and need to be barefoot.. otherwise sandals kinda protect my toes from glass and uncomfy lil stones and stuff like this..

 

Maybe next time instead of buying them and hoping for the best, you should put them on and walk around about 10 minutes or so.

 

haha running with slippery flip flops are the worst
especially on grass