ooooh. all you need now is a really flat chest, garishly red hair, freckles and an tendency to pronounce your "r"s as "w"s and i'll be your slave.
alright. jesus henry christ. i never wanna see shit like that again. BAD HEMROID!! don't make me break out the preparation h.
"KING OF THE CHUBBY GIRLS." Ha. I was wondering who you were when you'd said I lost my balls. Glad to have you back man.... but no more horse cocks. Please.
you gotta love the chubbie chasers....i love that epithet. that's classic. i like a woman with a fat ass and flat chest. though any given pair of breasts in my face are lovely.
once when i was little i saw a picture of a girl dresses as santa's helper posing next to a dog dressed as santa and it's dick was hanging out. it was horrible. i cried.
JUGGS! You have to be juggs because no one else is my king! But please, no more hore cock. It made me throw up.