100 Songs You Shouldn't Sing To A Woman Unless You Really Mean It

I'm looking for a hundred songs that you hear guys sing but they shouldn't unless they really mean it. (If you can find more than do it.)

Let me start you off with one that was written originally by June Carter Cash for Johnny Cash. (I must admit I love the way Eric Burdon sings it.) Ring Of Fire

Written by June Carter and Merle Kilgore​

Recorded by Johnny Cash on 3/25/63
Number one - County Chart; Number 17 - Pop Chart

Love Is A Burning Thing

And It Makes A Fiery Ring
Bound By Wild Desire
I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire

CHORUS:​

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

The Taste Of Love Is Sweet
When Hearts Like Ours Meet
I Fell For You Like A Child
Oh, But The Fire Went Wild

CHORUS​

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire​

I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire
And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire



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always by zug island

 

I Hate Everything About You by Ugly Kid Joe.

Go To Hell by Alice Cooper.

Lump by The Presidents Of The United States.

My Name Is Mud by Primus.

 

When a man loves a woman

 

Those are er... quite a selection. Someone I know? lol

 

Oh wait, you were serious... OK, gimme a minute.

 

OK, Sign Your Name Across My Heart by Terence Trent D'Arby.

I love that song.

Fortunately you have got
Someone who relies on you
We started out as friends
But the thought of you just caves me in
The symptoms are so deep
It is so much too late to turn away
We started out as friends


Sign your name
Across my heart
I want you to be my baby
Sign your name
Across my heart
I want you to be my lady

Time I'm sure will bring
Disappointments in so many things
It seems to be the way
When your gambling cards on love you play
I'd rather be in Hell with you baby
Than in cool Heaven
It seems to be the way

Sign your name
Across my heart
I want you to be my baby
Sign your name
Across my heart
I want you to be my lady

Birds never look into the sun
Before the day is gone
But oh the light shines brighter
On a peaceful day
Stranger blue leave us alone
We don't want to deal with you
We'll shed our stains showering
In the room that makes the rain
All alone with you
Makes the butterflies in me arise
Slowly we make love
And the Earth rotates
To our dictates
Slowly we make love


Sign your name
Across my heart
I want you to be my baby
Sign your name
Across my heart
I want you to be my lady

 

why would she not be

 

Wait... you're British, aren't you?

Zoomie. Non-compensated smartass. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

 

Ive been lovin you too long by otis

 

i am british only by decent what kind of compensation does being a smart ass require pleased to make your acquaintance as well

 

No compensation required. I am happy to divide monotony by providing comic relief.

The british part was because they don't usually get me.

 

i am happy you divide monotony too

 

wtf ftw

 

Never heard of that selection. How about "Call On Me"
Song Lyrics

Call On Me



Chicago



The feelin' was clearClear as a blue sky on a sunny dayEverything was you'Cause no one made me feelThe way I felt with youCall on me 'causeI love youYou know I doYou love me, tooThen came a changeWhen I said I would soon be leavin' youNothin' else to doPlease remember I never lose the thought of youCall on me 'causeI love youYou know I doYou love me, tooYou've got to findSomeone else to somehow take my placeShare his life with youBut if you need a friendYou can always count on meCount on me 'causeI love youYou know I doYou love me, tooYou can count on me, ohYou can count on meYou can count on me, babyYou can count on me(Repeat to fade)Maybe you really better mean this one.

 

No Tell Lover

 

Dang, you took the words right out of my mouth!

 

Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" by The Looking Glass

There's a port on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes

And there's a girl, in this harbor town
And she works, laying whiskey down
They say "Brandy, fetch another round"
She serves them whiskey and wine

The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor
From the sea."

Brandy, wears a braided chain
Made of finest silver from the north of Spain
A locket, that bears the name
Of a man that Brandy loved

He came, on a summer's day
Bringing gifts, from far away
But he made it clear, he couldn't stay
No harbor was his home

The sailors said "Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea."

Yeah Brandy used to watch his eyes when he told his sailor's story
She could feel the ocean fall and rise, she saw it's raging glory
But he had always told the truth, Lord he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand

At night, when the bars close down
Brandy walks through a silent town
And loves a man, who's not around
She still can hear him say, she hears him say

"Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea"

"Brandy, you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life, my lover, my lady
Is the sea"





I love that song.

 

hard headed woman, cat stevens
i can't help falling in love with you, elvis (of course)
unchained melody
sunny

all of these have a way of turning a woman into glue...

 

and that "if i were a carpenter, and you were a lady" song, can't remember the name