God getting girls clothes off is frustrating

Girls, how come you have to wear so many damn contraptions? As if bras weren't complicated enough, there's all kinds of "tops" (in my world, they're shirts, but women don't wear shirts. They wear tops) that are either delicate or zip up or contain any number of sashes or ruffles or other gadgetry that makes it incredibly puzzling to solve the best route of attack...

And god forbid she wears pantyhose or some other such covering undergarment that requires a friggin' specialized technician to remove.

It usually makes me end up just pointing and saying "Take that off". But it's so much more suave and passionate when you remove each other's clothes, don't you think?

It's such a production and I feel so triumphant by the time I finally get all her damn clothes off that it's like I don't even need to have sex any more. I've already won.

Is there a class on this somewhere I can take to improve my skills? I really do want to learn.

 

our clothes are frustrating?

two buttons and a zipper for the pants. Tshirt and a bra. Not so terribly convolued

 

You come here to belittle my struggles? Begone, witch!

 

you could always get some practice by repeatedly putting on and taking off what you think would be difficult to remove

 

unless your girls wearing a freakin saddle i dont know what all you could be talkin about... but to humor the thought that it is that difficult, stop being so unpatient and look at what your doing!

 

Yeah...getting a girl undressed isn't so hard.






Getting them in the mood to be undressed is another story.

 

ixx

 

my big fear is that i won't be able to take her bra off. i mean, since i have no experience yet, is it hard?

 

jesus christ, just fucking practice. i can undress a woman with one hand.

 

Very. It is a veritable fortress of challenge my friend.

 

the hooks can be troublesome sometimes. its not a huge deal though. if you can't do it, they'll do it for you....if they're willing to let YOU undress them, i'm sure they're as pro-nudity as you are....they'll give you a hand with it....after all, guys are notoriously bad at unhooking bras, anyway....if you can't do it she'll probably just laugh a little and then do it herself, then tease you later

 

exactly.

bras are actually pretty easy. the trick is just to pinch the fabric together and then lift up.

but really, just do your best and if you need help we're usually cool with helping you out. of course, you dont even have to undo it... you could just pull it up over her head.

 

my ex had this frikkin SWEET black lacy bra with a little pink flower or bow or something in the middle on the front hiding the fact that the clasp was actually on the front rather than the back...now THAT was a peice of cake...but when you're talking 3 or more hooks and i'm expected to reach around to undo it...its gonna take a minute lol.....

thats the beauty of playing it smooth and starting it all out with a backrub/massage...eventually you'll get her to just take off her shirt and continue to massage her....then you're facing the right way to make unclasping the bra the easiest thing in the world, when it comes to that....

 

wow, nesta, you are a smooth operator.

 

I can hardly be bothered to wear undies or pantyhose...

I loathe and despise stockings and most undergarments.

The thought of being undressed by an expert kinda turns me on, though

A bit frightening, though... exactly how many ladies did he undress to become so smooth?

 

'take that off' can be a real turn on

 

its annoying when guys try to take our clothes off wen theyhavent a clue, they justend up wrecking my nice clothes!

 

Damn that sounds like alot of production. Why don't you just walk around behind her and take it off?

...men...

 

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Maybe you just need more practice