Give yourself an award

I guess the "eats more red meat than anyone award" sounds pretty legit. I drink quite a bit of Dr. Pepper too.

 

I`m giving myself the award of the laziest person and second award the dumbest moron ever!I allways get lost,i never know where i am and how to get to a place...yeah i rule:&

 

the most orange-haired award

yesssh

 

Wow. The wit shines through again.

You should be a fucking Sophist.

 

Is someone tired and cranky? Someone's mom should lower their bed-time.

Also, when commenting on people's intelligence, it's best to use proper grammar. You know, so the irony isn't so in-your-face.

"it's" means "it is".
"its" is possessive.

 

I nominate myself the cutest hippy

 

I'd disagree.

If grammar isn't indicative of intelligence, perhaps vocabulary is. Try digging deeper.

I haven't seen it, so I'll have to take you at your word.

Trying to convince the world you're dumber than you actually are? Must be tough.

Excellent powers of observation.

Try varying the vocabulary. This is getting monotonous.

This post has certainly proven your calm, clear-headed rationality.

 

Everyone knows having bad grammar makes you cooler, it's like one of the rules.

Oooh, I can contest the Dr Pepper one. People buy me Dr Pepper just so I'll sing the song

Dr Pepper! What's the worst that can happen! Sing wi' me now!

 

well played

 

Yeah - Spooner certainly has the upper hand in this argument.

 

I was (and still am) writing one of the seemingly endless papers that come my way, and needing a bit of distraction.

 

*hugs spooner*

 

Just... eat a damn peach, suck it up, and know it was fourteen years in the making.

 

I contest both the Dr. Pepper award and the laziest award. :H

 

i contest the laziest award also

 

dude...if i wasnt trying to look for a job right now, i would smoke all of you out of the water on the lazy award

 

I also give myself the I haven't seen rain in almost 5 months straight award

FIVE MONTHS! i miss rain

 

the "odds don't apply to me" award

and i don't know why...

 

I'd contest the laziest award but I can't be arsed

Ouch, that was terrible

 

i miss not rain