The pump don't work 'Cause the vandals took the handles

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by -peaceman69-, Feb 27, 2006.

  1. -peaceman69-

    -peaceman69- Member

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    Johnny's in the basement
    Mixing up the medicine
    I'm on the pavement
    Thinking about the government
    The man in the trench coat
    Badge out, laid off
    Says he's got a bad cough
    Wants to get it paid off
    Look out kid
    It's somethin' you did
    God knows when
    But you're doin' it again
    You better duck down the alley way
    Lookin' for a new friend
    The man in the coon-skin cap
    In the big pen
    Wants eleven dollar bills
    You only got ten

    Maggie comes fleet foot
    Face full of black soot
    Talkin' that the heat put
    Plants in the bed but
    The phone's tapped anyway
    Maggie says that many say
    They must bust in early May
    Orders from the D. A.
    Look out kid
    Don't matter what you did
    Walk on your tip toes
    Don't try "No Doz"
    Better stay away from those
    That carry around a fire hose
    Keep a clean nose
    Watch the plain clothes
    You don't need a weather man
    To know which way the wind blows

    Get sick, get well
    Hang around a ink well
    Ring bell, hard to tell
    If anything is goin' to sell
    Try hard, get barred
    Get back, write braille
    Get jailed, jump bail
    Join the army, if you fail
    Look out kid
    You're gonna get hit
    But users, cheaters
    Six-time losers
    Hang around the theaters
    Girl by the whirlpool
    Lookin' for a new fool
    Don't follow leaders
    Watch the parkin' meters

    Ah get born, keep warm
    Short pants, romance, learn to dance
    Get dressed, get blessed
    Try to be a success
    Please her, please him, buy gifts
    Don't steal, don't lift
    Twenty years of schoolin'
    And they put you on the day shift
    Look out kid
    They keep it all hid
    Better jump down a manhole
    Light yourself a candle
    Don't wear sandals
    Try to avoid the scandals
    Don't wanna be a bum
    You better chew gum
    The pump don't work
    'Cause the vandals took the handles
     
  2. Night_Owl49

    Night_Owl49 Since 2006

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    I love that song.

    Thanks to you I'll blast that album tonight.
     
  3. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    ya...its bob dylan...ok...
     
  4. Night_Owl49

    Night_Owl49 Since 2006

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    I outta put soap in yer mouth. :)
     
  5. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    not that i meant that in a mean way, i love bob dylan, but sometimes threads with just song lyrics confuse me i guess :D


    i made a random lyrics thread for a reason [​IMG]

    i should give that a bump
     
  6. Night_Owl49

    Night_Owl49 Since 2006

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    I can respect that.

    sort of.
     
  7. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Bump my thread about Sex and Cheney, while you're at it.
     
  8. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    i like that song.:)


    haven't heard it in a while.
     
  9. Alabama Man

    Alabama Man Member

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    bob dylan is cool man
     
  10. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    uh... yeah. first music video.

    I just get tired of... sixties song lyrics... randomly put all over the place, but you can never really grow out of Bob Dylan.
     

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