I woke up this morning as usual with 5 cats sharing my bed (my girlfriend, Dolores, will soon be coming back from Texas-- sorry Teepi), at any rate, it was raining (or so I thought.) BIG MISTAKE! It was sleeting, and when I went out the back door to bring in a wheel-barrow's worth of wood, my feet went out from under me and I landed on my back, my glasses flying. It didn't hurt-- just knocked my breath out temporarily. I found my glasses, got my breath and realized that I need someone to love me, or at least, put up with me. To watch me when I get seriously vodka-drunk. Come back, Dolores! She is a latter-day saint to love me-- I just don't love her. I like her, but my love has been buried 9 years ago.WHY AM I SAYING THIS SHIT? Vodka?
Well although my heart is broken...I'm glad she's coming back. YAY!!! St.Delores!!!! Right now I have my own 60 year old to watch over...drunk or not!!! Difference is I love him and he's totally gaga over me...of course...hhhaaha
The BIG problem with Dolores is this: she's 39 and wants to have a baby. I'm 59 (in 3 months) and am already a father to 4 and a grandpa to 5. I DON"T NEED ANYMORE! (Especially if I have to pay support.) She would, I concede, watch over me; but God is already doing it for free: God watches over drunks, insane people and the Irish. Often, we qualify for the trifectum, but that's neither here nor there. Teepi-- save that ballerina picture-- I'll send you a downpayment within a week, dear.
Hey0Welcome back wildman!-I just got out the hospital-seems I had a major blockage in one my arteries-90% blocked-just started a month or so ago-caught it in time -The Dr.s opened it-put in some steel piece called a stint and the blood is flowin good again-They said I now have a happy heart!-Thats one organ that needs to stay happy and now it is-I feel much better-breathe better and no more chest pain-ya really gotta listen to the warning signs when ya get older-so-I dodged yet another bullet!
RobSpace-- I'm truly sorry to hear about your heart-- but please listen to this. My youngest daughter, Katie, at the age of 15, had to have a stent placed in one of her heart's main blood vessels. It was done successfully at Hershey Medical Center in Hershey, PA. Before the operation, she would be dead by now. Instead, she's 20, the prettiest of my daughters (and, she's competing against stiff competition) and doing just fine. You'll be O.K. Robspace. I just said a prayer for you, but that may backfire. Just trying to cheer you up, Rob. If my prayer backfires, let it come back to me. Enough of that sentimental bilgewash-- let's go out and get drunk! (We'll take Sloth and ShamelessHussy along. (Ah.... I meant ShamelessHeifer). But, really--- does it matter? (Teepi wouldn't be caught in the same state with the likes of we, but that is neither here nor there.)
She isn't a "bitch". She was in a horrendous car wreck and came out blind in one eye, her face disfigured and her right arm twisted. She may be nothing much to look at but she is a good person. I just don't want to hurt her-- I've done that before to other women. It's best I live with cats.
bitch is a metaphor,, besides what the fuck do you care you said in yer first post ya dont love her ya just need a caretaker.. seems a fair trade..
I DID, Gate! That's why I only have 8"' now. What the world of women has lost! Any comment Teepi, Slotheroo or Miss ShamelessAngus?
