If yall don't remember, i'm the one who opened the thread about starting pot. Well, i'm going to start(saturday night), and i was wondering if yall had any tips for me. I will be alone when i do it too, so thats why i need the tips. edit:and the stuff i'm getting is grown by a CLOSE friend, so it won't be laced.
How to smoke in your room and not get caught Supplies: - Spoof (How to make a spoof - Wait till a roll of toilet paper runs out, grab it, go down to the laundry room and grab seven or eight dryer sheets, rubber band one of them on the top so it covers the hole, then crumple the rest up and push them against the covered hole in the toilet paper roll. You blow the smoke into the non-covered hole, and it comes out smelling like fresh laundry.) - Incense or a scented candle - Another candle - Lighter - Towel or shirt - Air sanitizer (ozium) or deodorant spray (axe) - Common sense A bowl or bong is much preferred over joints because joints and blunts let excess smoke escape in the air. Lock the door. Put the towel down against the gap between the door and the floor to prevent smoke from getting out. This isn’t always necessary, depending on where you’ll be smoking in relation to the door. Have all your supplies with you so you won’t have to make several trips and look suspicious. Light the incense or scented candle. This is not necessary, as you can eliminate most of the smell with other techniques, and even a bad idea if your parents are suspicious of your smoking. Light the second candle. This candle will be used as a flame supply. Instead of using the noisy flint on disposable lighters to light the lighter and causing suspicion, push the butane release (red button) and hold the lighter up to the flame to light it. Commence the combustion of the plant matter. After you take your hit, quickly put your palm over the bowl (packing only half a bowl should keep you from burning yourself). This will put out the ember and keep any smoke from escaping (take a small hit after it goes out to clear and leftover smoke). If you need to cough, do it into a towel or pillow to muffle the sound. Exhale into the spoof. Don’t forget! This is probably the single most effective way to reduce the smell. Repeat until you are high. Spray. Ozium is much more effective than something like axe because it actually gets rid of the smell, rather than just masking it. Don’t go overboard with this, just a quick one to two second shot is all you need. If you used a towel, you can wave this around to spread the spray around the room. Empty the bowl either out the window or down the sink. Enjoy the rest of your night!
i like a greener high i dont mix tobacco and if you do i recomend a small amount 1/4 how are you smoking it? i'd say go a bong
NoVictimNoCrime, I think what you are calling is really called a "mute". I always thought a 'spoof' was an extremely large joint, like the rastas smoked...not trying to criticize, just throwing it out there....
Okay, nevermind, I was thinking of the world "spliff", sorry man. But, I do think it's called a mute, at least where I live...
We call 'em snuffys where i live. Anywhos, run some tubing out your window if you can't use a fan. I'm not a big fan of snuffys, they tend not to work with really dank weed and they still let some smoke out. Also, it's alot better to use a 20 oz bottle with a shit load of holes punched in the bottom (like fifteen to twenty, using a small pin) to make a snuffy than it is to use a toilet paper roll, you use less dryer sheets, the smoke is more finely filtered, and you don't have to put your mouth in the dryer-sheet madness that is the open end of the snuffy. wrapping a towel or a wash cloth around the bottom end of the snuffy (the one with the holes) helps reduce/completely eliminate the smoke, but is optional. As for hitting the piece, i've found that using a quarter or a nickle will put out the cherry better than using your hand, it doesn't hurt as much and your hand doesn't smell like weed for two days. make sure you inhale all the way, this means taking a small hit, holding it in your mouth/top of your lungs, then breathing in normal air till your whole lung is expanded (you want the smoke on the bottom, if you know what i mean) hold it in for 5-10 seconds (it's debatable how long you should hold it in for). Also, start off slow, two hits every fifteen minutes until you are comfortable. Some newbs smoke alot, and then it hits them and they freak out. And don't forget the most important part: relax, have fun, and try not to think that you are going to die. An elevated heartbeat is par for the course so don't think that you are going to have a heart attack. No one has ever fatally OD'd from MJ. Be sure to have some eyedrops and some water on hand (an obscene amount of water, like a gallon jug, you will be thirsty), and have some munchies too (something that is high in sugar usually helps, i like poptarts personally, and some juice boxes)
NoVictimNoCrime sry that wasn't neccesary, i'm doing it in the forest behind my house. i picked saturday because sunday is the only day with nothing to worry bout(dont have anything to do). And i'm doing it at like 1 in the morning so i dont get caught I'm only doing like two hits because i don't want to be extremly hihg(like after sleeping still high). But i want tips like good kind of spray stuff to wear before n then put on afterwards, explain how to inhale, and just other basic stuff.
Read the definitions tips for sticky thread man... do some searching on the site... there are shit loads of thread about this. But my best advice to you about inhaling, would be if you are like most people on their first time, they just inhale it in there mouth then blow it out and it never gets in their lungs, well right when you take a toke breath in deep in your lungs, and if you cough like a mother fucker the first time, then you know it got in ur lungs, and another way to tell is if when you exhale after around 3-4 seconds of holding it in(really know need in keeping it in there longer) you will see smoke come out, and probably a lot if your like me. Also take with you some cologne, because even if ur smoking outside, the scent can get on ur clothes, take all the other stoner items as well, breath mints, and eye drops. Enjoy the forest, and thank the spirits for allowing you passage.
lmao wow novictim. "dont worry, if someone happens to come home, they will walk into your room and smell 400 different scents at once along with a strong smell of dryer sheets and, pfff, who cares if they stumble over the towls and tape under the door and fall into the second candle and bam!" Heres my advice... your gonna be smokin outside at 1am, just smoke that shit. The only extra tools your gonna need is a lighter and possibly some clear eyes. Have fun man
/\yeah, I can gaurantee you will not wake up high, unless u fall asleep for 30 minutes (which has really cut my high to about nothing before), so atleast a bowl or 2. Also something that is very important: EMBRACE IT. some people freak out their first high, thinking their gonna die, like someone said previously, you cant OD, especially on 1 or 2 bowls. Stay outside for a little (unless its too cold or dark, it can be pretty damn scary when ur high and its pitch black, trust me ur mind makes shit up) and look at the nature, or go inside listen to some music (if u have itunes i suggest putting on some floyd or whatever u prefer and then enable that "full screen visualizer", it is soooooooooooo trippy when high). You can also just watch a movie, or call up some friends you know are still up (its fun to interact with another intoxicated person when high). RULE NUMBER 1: HAVE FUN.
That is a myth about not getting high your first time. Everyone has the potential to get high the first time, its just a matter of if you know how to inhale or not, thats why most people dont. I got high the first time I smoked, it was one of the highest highs I have ever had, mainly because everything was so new, kinda like after you take a break for a long ass time, but you still know that your high, when its ur first time everything is just so different than the highs after that.
Thanks guys, but one question, were do i get the eye drops? just from HEB? or what? (sry, i'm only thirteen i dont shop for that all the time)
You can get it at a local grocery store or any pharmacy. Its usually along with facial care products like toothpaste or those kinds of things
Yeah, just go sit in the woods, maybe someplace under the stars or next to a big tree (block the wind a bit and make lighting it easier). Smoke a nice bowl and just enjoy it. A good way to inhale it is as you take the hit, breath in through your nose a bit while you do it. Once you practice you'll figure out when and how much to inhale through your nose, but towards the end of the hit is usually good. It helps get the smoke down into your lungs instead of lingering in your throat, which is what causes me to cough most of the time. Since you're gonna be outside in the woods at night by yourself I'd say that you dont have much to worry about save your parents waking up when you try to get back in the house. Enjoy it! The first few times you get high are some of the best that you'll always remember.
Well for my first time, I had a verrrry bad high.. so I'll tell you what I learned afterward, as to how to avoid such a high.. -You are NOT dying. You are NOT going to be high forever. You are NOT going to go insane. Keep reminding yourself of this. -If you twitch a lot, you might be afraid that you're having a seizure (this happens to a lot of people, out of pure paranoia, one of the few negative aspects of weed).. you're not. People twitch when they're high because their body is trying to relax very quickly. -The munchies do NOT feel like the sort of "hunger" you're used to. It's a feeling that you get in your throat, not your stomach. Don't mistake this for being sick... I did, eventually convincing my body that I WAS sick, and I threw up 10+ times. -Eat. Once you get the aforementioned strange feeling in your throat, even if you don't feel like eating, eat. It will make you feel better. -You cannot control your high. DON'T start thinking "oh jeez, I hope this goes away" or anything like that. Just let it take you where it's going to take you. Fighting it will only make you frustrated and scared. -Don't go out in public. You'll get paranoid and this will contribute to a bad high. -Go slowly (people have been saying this, but I just want to reinerate). The first time I smoked, I was with very experienced smokers who kept telling me to take massive hits of really dank weed.. I took 7, and later found out (with experience) that two was enough to put me over the top.. so you can imagine how fried I was. And, to go along with the tips people are giving for not getting caught smoking in your house.. open up a window! Keep the bowl near it, and blow your smoke toward the window (out the mute/spoof, obviously). This way, even if there's excess smoke escaping, it'll go out the window. Keep the window open for 30 minutes to an hour afterward too, to let any smell waft out as much as possible (if it's not too cold.. but I live in MA where it's freezing, and I've been able to do it anyway). Mostly, have fun!
If you're doing it in a room where you have to cover the smell and what not... Bathroom towel or three on the door. Candles lit all over your room. When you blow them out after smoking, it gets rid of the smell of pot. Incense is good too, but if you don't regularly use incense your rents may be suspicious. Always have the window open. Make sure you have an ash tray. Have fun!!! And remember to have food and drink nearby. If you have a TV in your room just sit and veg. But I recommend doing it with other people. But I guess I am just a social stoner/ BTW... SO glad I live on my own now! WOO!
load a nice size bowl.... toke it through the bong.. take ur finger off the choke.. or pull the bowl... put the bowl back on or ur finger... and take another hoot and take the chamber once again.. and exhale