Lennon/McCartney '76!!!!!

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by Justwow, Mar 3, 2006.

  1. Justwow

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    What if, after changing the constitution, John Lennon and Paul McCartney had been elected President and Vice President in 1976?

    They would have made George Harrison Secretary of State and Ringo Sectretary of Health.

    The Stones and the Who would have filled the rest of the cabinet, with Kieth Richards as Secretary of Defense! If the US was threatened, all he would have had to do was look at the enemy, and they would have died!

    Oh yeah, and Roger Waters would have been the White House Spokesman!!!

    Reporter: "What is the administration's view of the hostage crisis in Iran?"

    Waters: "THE GERMANS KILL THE JEWS AND THE JEWS KILL THE ARABS AND THE ARABS KILL THE HOSTAGES AND THAT IS THE NEWS!!!!"
     
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    They would have made you Secretary of Sarcasm.

    I'm pretty sure they would have made me Secretary of Desserts and Culinary Delights.
     
  3. Justwow

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    What do you think their campaign slogen would have been?


    "All You Need Is 270 Electoral Votes!"
     
  4. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    AS long as Pete Townsend won't be elected anywhere, I am mad at him.
     
  5. Justwow

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    Oh why's that?
     
  6. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    for the child porn ... I can't get over it. It's very sad. He's a talented guy. I love THE WHO in fact I even have my very own squeezebox. I just can't believe he's a diddler.
     
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