the rhyming thread with no reason, plot, or meaning...join in!

lets see who rhyme really fast
god, this thread really sucks ass


(and yes i realise fast and ass dont rhyme, but they sound like they do)

 

ahaha my name's rox i live with a fox in a box

 

oH LOOK I HAVE HUGGED A SEA BASS

 

As i lay on the soft green grass,
thinking about the mellow gas
that is slowly killing my white ass

 

when the tide slowy creeps in high
i jump back as if i could fly
im not getting wet, for i am too sly

 

My turtle, Myrtle, jumps hurdles on Tuesdays...... Yes, Tuesdays.

 

stick it to the man if you can

 

i want to puke
onto a kook
so it can hit
like a miny nuke

 

this is a haiku
it doesnt rhyme at all though
and, yes, mushaboom

 

noodles in my tummy...makes me go "yummy"

 

terry terry terry terry
all drunk in the seminary
trevor's face is real hairy
julie's name it isn't larry
angry brittany's really scary
james is naked oh my gosh
andy tchir he likes to mosh
and that makes seven friends and josh!


saving my beard is real fun
right before i like to run
with soap on my face
i hope it's not mace
otherwise i'll scream and cry and jump into a pit of ravenous mongooses

(the first one my friend made up at boston pizza, the second i wrote cause i promised sarah i would sing a song, at boston pizza, about shaving)

 

that was awesome to read

 

There once was a man outta sight
who drove fast as the speed of light
He jumped in his car
and aimed for a star
and returned the previous night.

 

What fruit could taste more ang-

Elic than Orange?

 

If I may seem callous and mean

It is because I'm mighty pissed at Jean

A grumpy girl who hasn't showered

Since the friggin Democrates were last empowered

And if she tries to put me down

I'll sneak a photo of her frown

I'll post it on my favorite site

And all the members will die of fright

And so therefore she'll land in jail

Since a face like that could turn soldiers pale

While I clean up my tainted rooms

Which she trashed while high on 'shrooms

 

I need to take a shower
In this darkest hour
The negative the water shall devour
Shit.