what is the nastiest thing you ever eaten or found in your food?

my brother found a feather in his KFC chicken wing once...

as for me, once i orderd a ceaser salad with NO chicken, just plain!

first they bring it to me with the chicken, so i returned it and aske for a new one... as i'm eating the chickenless one i find a piece of chicken in it... YUK
i almost threw up... i was so angry at them cause i specified it had to be a new one... and not to just take the chicken of, i mean i could have done that.
i ended up not eating anything.
and i acted like a b i t c h and told the manager... sorry sorry yeah yeah blah
by the way it was at TGIF...

 

My dh got some lettuce from our garden, and I was teasing him and said, "You rinsed all the bugs out of it, didn't you?" As I was putting some of the lettuce on my sandwich for some reason, I turned it over and saw the BIGGEST catapiller I have ever seen, it was exactly the same color as the lettuce. It was alive and squirming.

Ugh, I didn't eat ANY dinner that night.

 

while riding my motorcycle one night i stopped to talk to some girls and just notice that i was chewing on something that tasted like peppermint but i hadn't eaten any peppermints ..i took it out of my mouth and i was chewing on a fly ..........or how about the time i was eating a nice juicy apple and i noticed a worm in it .....actually ,half a worm

 

a cabbage worm in my cole slaw...all nicely packaged from my grocery store

 

once after visiting my late mother in the hospital, i went to a denny's restaraunt in rochester, with my dad and my then-four-year-old son, and i ordered a salad, because for some reason i was craving one. but right in the middle of it was a slimy, grey, rotten lettuce leaf. we complained and the waitress just told me not to eat it. she wouldn't even replace the salad or refund our money. we emailed the company when we got to my dad's house, and our complaint was one of many that eventually got that restaraunt shut down.

i was totally nauseous for days. i'd even considered taking legal action, the nausea was so bad, and i had every reason to believe it was the salad. but imagine my surprise when, the day after christmas, my ex and i discovered i was pregnant with my daughter! the nausea was just "morning" sickness!

 

Blood in my quesadilla from Taco Bell. I was looking in it to make sure they didn't put any tomatoes or lettuce or whatever, and there it was. Thank goodness I didn't bite into it!

Another gross thing in my food--I went to a Japanese restaurant last summer (05) and on my salad they had put that green flubby sauce that makes your tongue feel like it's about to fall off.

 

I found a whole cockroach in a raspberry slurpee when I was a little girl. My father had a fit, took the slurpee right back to the store we got it from and give them an earfull.

 

It often happens to find something suspiciously soft in cherries...i learned that's a maggot,so i don't look anymore,just keep eating it saying to myself "it's protein,it's good for ya!".

Pubic hair...lots and lots of it in a pizza.

One day i was sqatting with a bunch of punks,we had no money and i was on this beach in a very torrid day.At some point i see a bottle of beer half full...thank god!It was warm,but who cared...I took a mouthfull...guess what...it was a very salty kind of beer.since that day one of my nicknames is pee guru,"specialist in urinotherapy"

 

once in middle school i was eating a hamburger and felt this weird mass of something in my mouth after i took a bite and chewed a couple of times. using my tongue, it didnt feel like a foreign substance at all, so i just felt around with my fingers in my mouth. i pulled a single hair out of my mouth and out came this huge ball with it! turns out it was a long hair (from one of the nasty lunch ladies, no doubt...gross!) that turned into this clump which locked in parts of the hamburger to form a ball.
i think they just gave me another one - which i did eat but after i gave it a thorough inspection

years later i knowingly and willingly ate a dried caterpillar from africa. as i bit into it, the hardend "exoskeleton-like shell" of the body exploded/shattered in my mouth and and all the dry, dry pieces (along with the dust of the pieces) went all over the place. i instantly gagged and came close to throwing up.


and then years after that, i was in a german restaurant in chicago and ordered a hot corned beef sandwhich. long story short, i soon became dizzily ill for an hour, threw up for a few hours in a car, arrived at my empty house and hallucinated (seriously) a bunch. i tried to lay down to rest but i felt like i was on fire, with actual flames all over my body. so i tried to run really fast around my house in an attempt to have the wind extingiush the fire. after a while, i had to lie down again because i was exhausted, yet still on fire and having weird visual images and physical sensations. i was fully aware that what was happening wasnt real but i couldnt make it stop. there were absolutely no drugs involved (at least to my knowledge. but i doubt that an upscale german restaurant would be secretly dosing people) - this was pure food poisioning. that god damn corned beef (aka the :X)...

 

Ahh once i cracked open a hard boiled egg, and the white was all red and bloody! That was pretty traumatizing i havent eaten hard boiled eggs since.

 

They had organic cherry cider on sale at store because it was going to expire in a month. So I bought a bottle. When I got home I opened it up and began to chug it down. But something was not right. There was stuff floating on the top and things had seperated. When I looked at the inside of the lid there was a bunch of little maggots. The stuff floating on the top was maggot cacoons. It was so gross. I lay on the grown wailing and puking. It was kind of funny though too.

 

I've found a pubic hair in my pancakes at IHOP and a hair on my chicken at a Mexican restaurant out here. The servers were really cool about it, replaced my food, and I still go to both places. It's only happened those two times to me, and it doesn't seem like it happens often at either place.

 

My friend found this weird thing floating it her beer once, it remembled a combination of a large piece of snot and a dead sea creature. It really stank too.

To this day we still have no clue what it was.

 

back in 1981, i was working the graveyard shift at a 24/7 supermarket.
one night i came in at 10:00 pm.
my boss was soooooo super pissed off!
some guy had brought back some yogurt.
he ate most of the yogurt and, found a turd at the bottom of the container! uke:
that guy had ripped my boss a new asshole big time!
i felt so sorry for reggie (my boss at the time.) it was not his fault, that some sick fuck put that turd in the yogurt.


the worst thing i ever found in food was, bits of broken glass in in a plastic jar of salsa picante sauce!
i did not eat any of the glass... THANK HEAVENS FOR THAT!
i called the supermarket where i bought it right away and, talked with the store director.
i brought the bottle back to the supermarket and, showed them the glass in it.
i was not really mad about it. i was far, far, far, more scared that i might have eaten some of the glass and, i was scared, that someone, else might have bought a jar salsa pictante sauce, with glass in it too!
due to me, there was a nation wide recall of that lot of salsa pictante sauce.
as far as i know, no one did eat any glass.
i'm glad, i was able to help save others from possible harm.

 

a couple of house flies in my salad

 

I was making a packet of top ramen for an after school snack, for my brother and i, when the noodles started to cook all these meal worm looking bugs came out of the noodle brick. At first i thought it was little crumbs of broken noodles until we realized the water was filled with bugs and proceeded to freakout.

 

drunk--fried cat food--bad.

 

Nastiest thing I ever ate was Theresa.

 

One time at an amusement park I was drinking a milkshake and found pieces of sharp, hard clear plastic in my mouth...

I once bit into perfectly good-looking, crisp green apple only to find that the whole inside was completely brown verging on black around the core!

Oh, and this one is definitely the worst! My high school salad line decided that it was going to make chicken salad one day out of the blue. I decided to dry it. As I was eating the mushy, mayo filled muck, I felt something hard in my mouth. I pulled it out, and it was a small bone. "Okay, a chicken bone, obviously, right?" My friends at the table were a little grossed out, but I kept eating. A little while later, another. Then another. Have you ever done the science project where you dissect an owl pellet and reassemble a skeleton of a small rodent from the bones you find? lol. Well, wouldn't my science teacher be proud! By the end of the meal, I had assembled an entire mouse carcass, skull and all! Well, I was missing one little mouse vertebrae, and a rib, but that's it! Between that and the god-awful taste of it, I was sick for three days and to this day, can't eat chicken salad. The salad line was closed down for the rest of the year, but that's it.

 

Oh, and I'd just like to add this vegetable smoothie that i just made. Or should i call it the "whatever was left in my refrigerator" smoothie, because that's more accurate! It was one of those things that just makes you go, BLECK! and then throw up. I just lost a really good shirt to that rancid crud. I won't go through everything that was in it but there was sort-of-rotten lettuce, marachino cherries, some yellow cucumber, milk and odorous ice involved! ....gleeuhhgh...