Times when you thought you WERE (or could've been) busted but weren't!

a couple stories to share:
1. At my highschool there are a couple of fire escape stairways at the end of twisty turny halls.what we used to do was Instead of going out in the cold, we would wear out coats to the emergency exit doors. we'd go to the bottom of the stairs, which was a dead end, no other hallsway, just the door to the outside. we'd take a pop can and put it on the floor in front of the two doors that pushed into the room. we'd toke and if anyone came to check, they'd hit the popcan and we'd run out to the smokers hill, where even if they chased us, wouldnt be able to pick us out of the stoner crowd.

2. I had horticulture in grade 11, and since its the best Ive ever been in school, I didnt need to be ther for the whole class (my opinion) so jaime and i would sneek out of the back door of the green house, walk around the portables to the smoking hill, pick up a dime off a friend, then continue into the school's only other fire ext staircase, but this one had a hall at the top and a hall at the bottom, so Jaime and I would stand at the bottom of the stairs(look out) and the middle section so We could see anyones feet if they were coming down the top hall.

3. upon returning post graduation to the school to see my friends, I decided it's not worth hiding, so I smoke in the cafeteria. im somewhat discreet about it, but one time this man walked by, that i didnt notice, or recognise, turns out he was the new principal. he didn't do anything though, he didnt know which oneof us was the stoner.

4. Derek and I park in the same place in the sobeys parkinglot to blaze. We're smoking a J and pulling into the section which houses our spot, and about 3 cars away are two cop cruisers, with two cops talking to eachother. Derek threw the joint in the Ash tray and we had to park suddenly so we wouldnt drive by them with a smoky interior.

ugh so many instances. what about you?

 

Damn, I have too many of them to even remeber! I only got charged once, and it was only for a gram, but I've been arrested about 20 times, and have had confrontations with cops a lot more than that.

 

can't they just let us smoke in peace...i have been involved in so many close calls, one that comes off the top of my head was one time we were toking in a buddys car, and my friend is hitting it in plain view of any car to see like a fucking idiot, after he breaths in the hit and puts the piece in his lap, we turn a corner and a cop car is just sitting there on the side of the road...that was close.

 

lol pathetic how you smoked in a cafeteria, sorry but that is too damn stupid... i hope some of em come from the core of your imagination.

Edit: oops nevermind, i didnt read attentively the "post graduation" and stuff like that. sorry bout that, thought you were still going to school...

but for me i never really got close to being busted, i smoke often in downtown montreal in the streets where thousands of people walk but they just dont really care in montreal lol.

 

^^^about the smoking in the cafeteria... thats still stupid even if u dont go to the school. unless the cafeteria was like outside, or something. but thats just not smart anyways haha
-- me and a couple friends were bowl cruising, and we kept seeing sooo many cops like they were everywhere so i could have gotten caught many times that day
--another would be when someone narked on me and the dean asked me if i was buying and selling pot in school, and i said no and that i wouldnt do that.
she believed me, even tho i look like a total hippie/stoner and i used to come in all the time stoned, i bet she knows the truth haha
i havent really gotten that close to being caught. but thats a good thing. haha you just gotta be smart about where and when you smoke. peace~

 

the other night i had a pill and we went out to get some bud
we were sitting on this seat "waiting for the man" and i looked up and there was a cop car there and they pulled over and were shining their torches in my massive pupils
i didnt have any bud on me but i did have a vape, pipe, molebowl, scissors, lighters and stuff and there was resin on my stuff.
but they were looking for graffers and obviously we werent them but im pretty sure they were gonna search my bag until youth group people came and told them they found the people.

though i did just finally tell my dad i smoke bud about 5 minutes ago, we had a great long conversation about everything i can think of like philosophy and such, in the end he just told me not to sell it to anyone

 

God, I was waiting for one of these threads.

I was at my friends house right after school, and his parents where gone so we had to climb in through the window (because he lost his keys), so he said just toke up in my room and turn the fan on towards the windows. SO.. we are in the middle of smoking and blazed as hell. Next thing I know, I hear him say "HOLY SHIT MAN! Theres a fucking cop in the driveway!!" So im like panicing like all hell, I throw some clear eyes in, turn the fans on full blast, sprayed some spray. He said "hide the bowl and weed, Ill answer the door"... so I hid it and shit. The cop came in the house and was talking to him for about 5 minutes.

To make things worse, guess what else happens... his mom and step dad show up. So they are all in the other room talking, and Im still sitting in his room freaking out, no one knows Im there. The cop leaves, and my friend comes in the room and says "come on, we're leaving".. I walk out and his parents are both there and were like wtf, where did you come from. We ended up walking to his dad's house and on the way he told me that a neighbor saw us climbing into the garage window and thought it was suspicious and called the cops.

We get to his dads and are playing ping pong in his basement for a good 15min and we here the phone ring and his mom is talking to his dad and apparently told him she smelled weed and wanted to talk to my friend. I took all the blame, because he could not get caught smoking weed, his parents would flip out. So now I cant go over to his house or anything like that, but we still hang out all the time, his parents just dont know about it. Im just glad the cop didnt smell anything.

 

The world should be full of people like you man, you are a real good friend.

 

smokin a blunt with 3 people, cars totally fogged, we get pulled over and i roll the window down and the smoke just pooooooooours into the cops face. (NEVER smoke in cars, almost everyone that gets arrested, gets arrested smoking in a car) so we ate the blunt but there was still a bag with scraps of weed in the car, we get arrested for that... they bring us down to the police station to book us, and i still have 4 grams in individual bags in my sock i couldn't figure out how to lose (they cuffed me immeditately, didn't have time to eat them) never ended up searchin my shoe or sock, or my hoodie pocket for that matter. small-town shitty cops for ya...

 

me and my frind were drunk and blazed so we decided to smoke outside behind the church (his dads a pastor and lives like 10 feet away form the church) so he thought that this bible study thing was goin on so we checked the church and it was empty so we go behind he church and i start to light up my bong and a car pulls around (theres a drivway all round the church) and these ladys slow down and look at us while i have a bong in my hand.

so i rip the stem pout of the bong dump the water and lightly toss the bong.
the next sunday they come up to my friend and say were you smokin cigaretes he said nope. and they were like OH and didnt think another thing of it.


my bro told me this story about him at a christian music festival called "Creation"

so him and his friends are just sittin around smokin weed\cigs\### and just bein all round heathens when a leader walks up and says "what you kids doin?"
and some dude who was there from another group stands up and says "bible study"
the lady says "where in the bible?" he says "Mathew 5:16" she says "whats it about?"
he says "prayer" (all said in a nice young man tone) she says "Ok have fun" and walks away.

 

One time at school me and like 4 ppl went of campus to smoke which we arent supposed to do cuz its closed campus (bullshit) and we got off al fine and shit, go smoke a j and a couple bowls and on our way back to school, this security guard was standing in front of the side walk. So I was all paranoid and thought he was waiting for us, but he wasnt. So we got back on and everything was cool. First class that morning however, I had to swim 20 lengths of the pool and do 100 sit-ups and 100 push-ups. It was gay.

 

one time my dad came into my room after i blazed and he said it smelt funny and i said i let out a big fart and sprayed it down with fabreez and he beleived it!