A young Dad took his 5 year old son to the park one weekend. Two Dachshunds were going at it by a water fountain. The boy asked, "Daddy, what they doing?" The Dad cleared his throat and stooped to look his son in the eye. "Well son, they're making puppies", he replied. That was an answer that pleased the boy, who spent the rest of his time at the park in a kenetic blur. Late that night the boy awoke with a terrible thirst, so he got up and walked into his Dad's bedroom. Mom and Dad were both under the blankets, and there was an aweful lot of groaning as the covers rose and fell. "Whatcha doing?", blurted the young boy. Both parents jumped, and Dad's face was red as he hurriedly put on a robe. He knelt by his son and answered, "Well son, your Mom and I were . . . well, we're making you a baby sister." Without missing a beat, the boy returned, "Turn her over, Daddy, I'd rather have a puppy."
