Do you name your smoking equipment?

Maybe there are already some threads on this. I didn't see any, so I figured I'd go ahead and start one...

Question is...

Did you name your Pipe/Bong/Bubbler/Vaporizer/Whatever?

And if ya did how and why does it have that name?

ill go first, I got 3 things with names go here it goes...

The first thing to get a name was my Bong. Her name is the "Ice Princess". A few years ago, I was dating this one girl. She was really smart, really sexy, very sweet and kind, but there was one major flaw, she dreaded any type of relationship. Over the course of a year... we were "friends" but she was basicly my girlfriend in every sense that I had to call her all the time, we would go out every weekend, on and on.. I was totaly retarded for this girl. But after all that time, I never got any play at all. None, nothing, nada, ziltch. Not even 1st base (yes, I'm a total moron, I know!)
anyway. my evil "aunt" (not really my aunt, but rather, older lady whom is like a mother figure to me, and smokes me out) said that she was the ice princess. she was cold as Ice. Around the time I desided to stop hanging out with her, I got a new bong, which was a very nice bong, its frosted white glass, with an ice catcher. So we christened the new bong "Ice Princess" to replace the old one, in hopes this ice princess would be much more fun than the last (and she is!)


On to my pipe... Me and my cousin got a new pipe, just a typical spoon type pipe, but it has a crazy deep bowl. You can pack so much weed in there its crazy, I usualy have three times as much weed in there, than most other pipes I've used. Anyway... me and my cousin has just got it, and we had a bunch of herb that was kinda picked apart (so it was really small nugs). We went outside of the store we bought it, walked a couple blocks, then found a chill spot in an alley, We loaded up the bowl and hit it. And it hit us back! That pipe hit so god danm hard me and my cousin were coughing like crazy. And while my cousin and I were stoned he said "lets name that pipe Old Mikey" and I basicly said "what the fuck man?" and he responded with "That's its name now! cause it hits like mike tyson!"


And my last one... which is even weirder than the last two...

So I got this pipe back when I was in highschool. It was a simple metal pipe made out of several pieces of what seem to be plumbing pipes. Anyway, in the middle of the pipe, there is a chamber for herb, so when you smoke out of it, it coats the herb inside with resin as you smoke, so its more potent later.
This pipe also tho has a cover, to help keep herb inside, as well as a place to put a screen (screens fit perfectly inside)
So put all this together, and its a good pipe to smoke shake out of. So we would call it the "Shake Pipe". Eventualy me and my cousin started refering to it as "Shakey". one day my cousin asked me "How long have you had this pipe?" and I said "since I was 16" (I'm just about 24 now). And he basicly said "Daaaayum"
So that pipe picked up the word Old to its title, so, for quite some time it was "Old Shakey"
But then (as if that wasn't strange enough) I was at a head shop one day, and I saw thouse pipe pieces there, I hadn't seen any that size in years. So I bought a bunch of the middle piece to make the pipe longer so it could store more herb and resinate it all better.
But when I put it all together, it started to look like a long metalic Peace Pipe that the native americans used to use. So, while I was stoned, I thought of its new name, Chief Shakey.

and that's it, what about you?

 

No...Its one thing I find really stupid ;p

its just...my bong. Just a pretty fuckin piece of glass.

 

my glass skull spoon is named "voodu" after the song voodoo lady.

then my dominican republic woodie is named "nemo" cuz its a fish and i was reading "20,000 leauges under the sea" at the time

my cheap metal pipe is named "cheapy"

my tamahawk pipe is named "tama"

all my bongs have been named "bongy" 1,2,3, theyve since passed away

 

my black glass bong is named jim-jam.. I unno why. I don't even use it anymore cause its at my buddies house and I rarely even called it that.

I also got a orange bong like that one in my kitty-panda picture. Haven't named it don't intend to. what am I going to name a Orange plastic tube? banana? mayby?

 

My larger pipe is named Smoochie, because it's a big purple beast. The thing can easily load a gram, and i've dropped it on concrete before with no problems. My smaller bowl is The Ohm, after some blotter that was circulating at the time. The black bong with a dragon that wraps around the slide piece is named Smaug, which I thought was pretty clever.

 

i name my peices after my fav guitarists.

-my metal pipe is "angus young"
-my glass spoon is "jimi hendrix"
-my bong is the great one "jimmy page"

 

i had a sherlock named floyd because it was pink and other colors it was real tight
azul cause it was blue
and neptune cause it looked like the planet a bit

 

my bowl is named Bonzo. My bong was named Blitzey before it was confinscated....

 

my glass pipe's got a frog on top so i call it frogger

 

I got one. It's a 10 gallon water jug that I like to call james bong. it's got like 4 hoses.
it's badass.

 

i call my glass piece slimer. the shape of the bowl end, when you put it on a table, looks like slimer from ghost busters.

 

my pipe is the Baracooda. i bought it and it looks like a fish. it serves me well and likes to change to pretty colors for me

 

I was thinking somewhere along the lines of this. I dont name mine.

 

My glass bowls named Charlie ... Charlie Brown.

 

my first glass pipe is named after The Who's Tommy. because the first time i toked it up i was listening that album, and in many ways it related. so that the name.

My second piece was The Milky Sun, a small bong with a sun on it.

and my thirds piece is the Wild Child (yes after the Doors song) and because is a wooden pipe which i can carry around in the wild while packed.

 

my first pipe - Scotty Gumball,
My first Bong - Mercury