Americans, you are being fooled, read this and WAKE UP!!!

Octopii are currently working with human researchers in under-sea labaratories deep in the Atlantic ocean to develop super hybrid octo-humans. The NWO (New World Octopus), under the orders of the Great Pentapusules (a nine tentacled giant squid throned in the Pentagon which actually lives on a diet of US taxpayer money, it actually digests tonnes of US bank and mexicans a day), is planning to replace the entire human race with these mega hybrids and finally destory their bitter enemies, the SMDA (Sea Mammal Defence Alliance).

So far, the NWO have only succeeded in grafting octopus genes with the XY chromosome, so the eunsuing utopia would only consist of men. As a result, dolphins broke their vow of silence in the 1960s and contacted vital members of the feminist movement to inform them of the conspiracy. Soon after, feminist geneticists succeeded in creating their own super-hybrid Octopussy using the XX chromosome. The secret Gay supremecist organisation, FAG (Female Annihilation Group), worked quickly to assassinate all the researchers involved and destroy the evidence. They have, until today, kept all knowledge of the Octopussy hidden from the public and the NWO. Prominent members of FAG today include George Bush and Carson from Queer Eye from the Straight Guy. Laura Bush is actually a man, and an octo-human prototype. She is able to appear as a woman because she has the octopus ability of shapeshifting, but in her true form she is alledged to look similar to Dr. Octavius in "Spiderman". It is alledged that Kofi Annan, and Benji the dog are also shapeshifters. These Shape-shifters are undetectable, hence, you wouldn't know if one was in the room right now.

The first human to learn of the octopular conspiracy was Jonah. While trapped in the belly of the whale, he met with a Walrus called steve who informed him that the octopii were jealous of the sea mammals because they could have orgasms. Jonah found out that the octopii had been attempting to eradicate sea mammals for thousands of years and manipulating humans as a means. Steve told Jonah that octopii were only driven by absolute power and that they were trying to shift the balance of cosmic energy from good to evil, and that the average man would not be able to understand this. As the Catholic Church would have you believe, Jonah was not saved by the Lord, but was regurgitated from the whale's stomach voluntarily. Jonah wrote his experience on a papyrus scroll and started the HOW (High Order of the Walrus). The HOW have been working in clandestine sleeper cells to expose the NWO and undermine their plans since biblical times. The Illuminati, in exhange for an unlimited supply of baby octopus to use in their Spaghetti Marinara, have countered the HOW's actions by assassinating key members and destroying the spread of the Gospel of Jonah. Its not a coincidence that John Lennon realeased a song called "I am the Walrus" and was brutally murdered a decade later.

We must stop FAG and the NWO right now. You have been conditioned to think that octopii and homosexuals are not threatening..you are wrong. They wan't to destroy cute things like females and seals, because they lust for power, and power, ABSOLUTE POWER corrupts. The people who control the government of the united states are not capitalists, they are Gay nazi socialists. American Indians are fascists, and athiest anarchists are actually fundamentalist zionists. You have been conditioned to think that Socialism is a consolidation of wealth by the community. It is not. It is actually capitalism. Right-Wing Christians actually worship Pentapusules and eat mexicans in strange tribal rituals. Mexicans are actually a form of psychadelic cactus in human disguise. Thse are are all labels created to imprison people's minds within the left/right paradigm. Unlike you, I do not ascribe to labels. I am one of the small percentage in the world capable of critical thinking. We must overthrow Bush and Pentapusules and start a constitutional republic. A constitutional republic is not a label, it is somehow mystically exempt. We must destroy the current capitalist constitutional republic and replace it with one that isn't actually really a socialist country. If we all have the same beliefs we will be ok. We will be constitutional republicans free from labels. All other political beliefs are wrong, you are all being fooled. It is ok for me to talk like this because I am more intelligent than you. If you get upset about it it is because you don't like anyone who doesn't think like you.

 

Its not clear in you post, did the Cuttlefish become the neo-Calimari or the other way around?

And how does baptism fit in with this? Does complete immersion provide an invasion opportunity?

And what about the youth who proclaim "Phish is best." Are they unwitting tools of oppression?

 

The cuttlefish are the evolutionary insuperior slaves of the octopii. They are being genetically modified to have primitive ape-like brains and are able to understand simple requests. They are called gamma-mari. The giant squid are genetically modified to become fierce warriors. They are known as samu-mari. The neo-calamari is a sub-faction of the NWO of squid, that as a result of laboratorical errors, have become conscious. The octopii do not dare annihilate the neo-calamari for fear that the gamma and samu classes will become roused into destroying their masters.

Baptism? you are indeed perceptive Mike E. Why do you think the baptismal fonts in modern pentecostal churches are often up on the stage away from the view of the congregation? Perhaps it is because they are filled with octopial vial...a potent mind numbing substance produced by the king of octopii, pentapule's IV. The baptised are subsequently easier to brainwash in their "holy spirit" induced trance.

Phish are members of the infamous hemptopia cult. They are victims of ganja disease. THC is actually a coscious entity, which when smoked in copious amounts, determines almost all the actions of the user. The phish subculture are under being conditioned and controlled by THC to do the bidding of the NWO. Therefore, yes, they are unwitting tools of the oppression.

Do the research and you will find the truth. The octopus lays at the bottom of the sea camouflaged as a rock and strikes when its unknowing victim approaches. This is happening now. KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN! TRUST NO ONE! If you think your friend is an octo-man, take him to the nearest aquarium to be ingested by a Killer Whale.

 

Wasn't very funny, but I give you credit for trying.

 

Maybe you are an octopus and you don't even know it...

...and just because your ideas are funnier than mine, you don't have to rub it in.

 

You think i'm lying? Fuck you cooloner. You're not my friend anymore. You've failed to have the critical thinking to look outside your mental conditioning.

If you think i'm wrong, prove it. You can't because you've been conditioned to believe what you do and the flying spaghetti monster is changing your thoughts so you can't prove that i'm wrong. Do the research man.

Do the research. Socialism isn't what people say it is....its so obviously capitalism, don't you know that. Maybe you're working for them.

 

after the first two paragraphs i could not bring myself to read any more

 

I think he makes a great writer for Holywood . good luck keep it up.

 

I didn't have to make it up. Do the research.

 

That is why you don't know the truth.

By the way, i like your sig

 

there is no truth. there are varying levels of the truth in my opinion. also thank you.

 

Adam Weishaupt and his Bavarian Illuminati was created at the orders of, as well as funded by the Rothschilds, which is the family that controls the world economy to this day, along with the Rockefellers, Warburgs and Schiffs, among a few others. Among all the central banking families, the Rothschilds are at the top of the pyramid.

It makes sense that the Illuminati embrace communism, because communism is monopoly capitalism consolidated in their hands. But capitalism as we know it means NOTHING to them, since they control capitalism, as they control the flow of money. They PRINT the money.

To the Elite, it's all about power. It's all about control over the world and humanity. When you control the money, you control EVERYTHING!

 

Yep...the whole ludicrousness of my little story has a moral.

Your interpretation of socialism is entirely false.

 

Yes, and there is irony. Also no problem

 

This is no dumber than the Illuminati conspiracy. Beware the octopus!

 

Pointbreak. Don't be surprised if an octopus molests your brain tonight in your sleep and impregnates you with a rabbi. If you ever suffer from headaches and nausea for no apparent reason, get yourself checked out. Untreated, a rabbi, once nearing the final stages of its life cycle, will force you to regurgitate, where it will lie in the excretions, using the nutrients around itself to grow to a full size zionist. Following this, it will infiltrate your business affairs and slowly by surely direct all your assetts to the illuminati, whilst whining excessively and forcing you to go steadily insane. Once you are devoid of money, he will forcibly circumcise you and leave you to bleed to death. Rabbi poisoning can be avoided by eating pork.

Its true. Do the research.

 

I went diving last week and picked up a little octopus. They are so cute.

 

Then the rabbi has already won.

 

But Lying in a field

What do we do?

If all the political parties are under the control of these octopus hybrids WHAT DO WE DO???????

(Maybe we should fire up the bbq and get the tartar sauce out?)

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Pointbreak octopus may be cute but so are females and seals, you will just have to choose, and for god sake choose quickly before we are all doomed.

 

I am not here to tell you what to do Balbus...think for yourself.

Personally i suggest a constitutional republic as all other political systems were obviously invented by the octopii.

Do the research.