Bananadine

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  1. Karenloves420

    Karenloves420 Member

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    Maybe I sound stupid, but while searching the net I found that dried and smoked banana peels will make you feel the same effects as LSD - the supstance is called Bananadine..
     
  2. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Yup, and you can also smoke dried apple peels for their appledine, which makes you believe you're Adam, and Condi Rice is Eve. Dubya is the snake of course...
     
  3. Grapefruity

    Grapefruity Sunny Side Up

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    haha yep :)

    Dont even bother to ask how to make pure bananadine.
     
  4. stebo32

    stebo32 amanita monster

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    Lollllllllllllllllll
     
  5. sacrament32

    sacrament32 Member

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    JUST HEARING THIS SHIT MAKES ME ANGRY WTF u cant fucking smoke bananas godamnit reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
  6. polymer

    polymer Senior Member

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    LMFAO...

    oh shit..hahahaha; that's rich
     
  7. seancourt

    seancourt Free Your Mind

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  8. PurpleGel

    PurpleGel Senior Member

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    you sure as hell CAN smoke dried banana peels. it does not contain bananamide (which doesn't exist), however, nor will it get you high like LSD... ...but it might do something; there's only one way to find out.
     
  9. sacrament32

    sacrament32 Member

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    If u smoke asshairs infested with crabs u get a wish ....
     
  10. moka9x9

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    I SWEAR TO GOD, if you find the rare droppings of the North American house dog, dry it in a toaster oven (conventual ovens dont work), and smoke it you will trip for seven days and seven nights, and meet god.. its true.. I swear.. I heard it from a friend of a friend of mine... DUH IDIOTS
     
  11. SLammon420

    SLammon420 Senior Member

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    i think the word Bananadine says it all
     
  12. WeeDMaN

    WeeDMaN a pothead

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    FUCKING ASSHOLE, IT NEVER WORKED!
    lmfao
    j/k
     
  13. Antimatter235

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    i haven't been here in ages. i can't believe people still ask this...
    of course it works, it has carbon and nitrogen in it just like LSD and DMT.
     
  14. moka9x9

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    Yup, works just like LSD and DMT.. Bananadine, closely related to Coconutadine, Avacadodine, I-AM-A-IDIOT-DINE and Crack Cocaine...
     
  15. The Flow

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    You forgot, that you´ll have to add a drop of oven cleaner before toasting and you´ll have to smoke it in a bong with an inner diameter of more than 67.1mm and less than 71.4mm. And of course, the dog had to eat exactly 354.8grams of turkey breast (8 days old) 4 hours and 22 minutes before defecation and must not have suffered from diarrhea during the last 6 1/3 years! (I hate it when people forget the most important details...)
     
  16. PeaceLoveAndMaryJane

    PeaceLoveAndMaryJane Member

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    Actually...

    it would be I-AM-AN-IDIOT-DINE
    :)
     
  17. Peter Popper

    Peter Popper Tripper

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    i think this myth came from the fact that bananas contain the highest amount of "5-htp" or somthing very similar.... eatin 10 bananas is like eating one tablet of 5htp...
    5htp is like a pre-thingy to serotonin (i forget) the brain turns 5htp into serotonin or somthing..... its naturall.

    so i guess some one told someone to try and smoke them to see if it gives effects,, aand somhow this ridiculour story manifested....

    the possibility of like a 1000x extract smoked (or a 100x, if possible)... maybe could induce serotonin syndrome , thus causing hallucinations... and a weirdness of effects...

    haha, for all we know it could cause hallucinations...
     
  18. Grapefruity

    Grapefruity Sunny Side Up

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    Ah, cool info popper :)
     
  19. moka9x9

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    THE REAL MYTH behind Bananadine is from the Anarchist Cookbook, JollyRoger put it in the v1.0 version of the book, years and years ago, it was a big thing back then, everyone was freaking out about it, thinking it was real, but then it was a busted joke and everyone realized what happend, but for thoose who never found out about it, still circulated the false information around the net, and to this day, some people still fall for it. (aka. average American white dude)
     
  20. moka9x9

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    The Definitive Instructions for Smoking Banana Peels

    1. Go to the grocery store and buy 10 pounds of bananas. (You used to need 200 pounds, but the potency has gone up 20x in the last 30 years.)
    2. Remove the skins from the fruit. Save the fruit for later — if you mix it with orange juice and drink it while you’re smoking, it’ll make you trip real hard.
    3. Dry the skins in the microwave. This won’t affect the potency, as bannadine is not microwave soluble.
    4. The next two steps are a simple nonpolar-polar extraction of the bannadine. This is necessary to get rid of the fungicide they put on the skins, which is a type of strychnine. Grind up the dried peels really well, and soak them in methylene chloride (zippo lighter fluid makes a good substitute). Let soak for 2 days, and then rinse well with ether. Discard the liquid and save the mush.
    5. Take the mush from step 4 and soak it in ethyl alcohol for another 2 days. Filter, and put the mush aside — you won’t be smoking it.
    6. Evaporate the alcohol. The resultant crystals are 150% pure bannadine. Put these in your pipe, light up and enjoy! (Keep reading for the secret step 7!)
    7. Bannadine is normally only active when smoked; that’s why eating bananas won’t do anything. However, that mush left over from step 5 is pretty tasty, and that’s how I discovered that bannadine is orally active if potentiated by dried peanut skins! Yes, its true. I looked up the structure, and it turns out bannadine is really closely related to DMT — it has carbon atoms and everything!
    Hope this helps! And all of you who say bananas don’t work can just shut up. lmfao.
     

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