shitty weed

so monday, i went over to a friends house with my girlfriend to smoke a blunt. for once, someone was gonna smoke me out so i was excited. to make things even better, we were gonna smoke a blunt. so we go over and i'm tryin not to think to hard about it, i don't want to get my hopes up to much. so we get there and i meet these 2 kids and they start to roll a blunt using a dutch. meanwhile, we start watching family guy and wait. so after they rolled the blunt, we went into the kitchen of the girls house to smoke by the window/exhaust fan.

so after about 5 minutes, the blunt gets to me and i grab it. the middle bigger than the rest of the blunt. i've smoked a good amount of blunts before so i know what they should look like. this one looked like shit. so i grabbed it by the end and it felt tight. so i take a hit and i grab the middle of the blunt to ash it in the sink. the middle part was really loose and it felt like it was going to rip if i squeezed it too hard. it felt really loose, unlike the ends on the blunt. so i tell my girlfriend to be careful so it doesn't break. so we smoked for about 10 minutes or so, finished the blunt, and we go outside to have a cig. at this time, i wasn't feeling anything. to make things worse, i was a little bummed from how bad the blunt was rolled.

so we are outside and the kid who rolled it was like "yo man, this weed is the shit. better than anything you can get here." and he kept going on. i would had to argue that the worst weed you can get around me, was still better than that shit. it didn't even smell like pot when it was burning. it was the worst "weed" i've ever had. and i use the term loosly because it was a poor example to marijuana. yes kids, it was that bad. i can honestly say that the weed we smoked was the worst i've ever had and the blunt, if you can call it that, was poorly rolled. it was a complete let down. i wasn't expecting alot, but c'mon, if your gonna smoke a blunt, make sure it's rolled good.

sorry, i had to vent. but if you saw how bad this blunt was, you would have laughed. it was almost worth not smoking,and that my friends is a damn shame.

 

ah man i hate rolling unsmokeable spliffs! usually when my fingers r too cold or im too messed up already.

is blunt the term for a pure weed rollie? with special paper? im a lil confused

 

sorry man, u shoudl see if u were the only one who wasnt high after it, and robbie nah man a blunt is weed filled in a cigar

 

my girlfriend said she was little blazed. usually she gets pretty high when she smokes. she's got a pretty low tolerance. myself, on the other hand, didn't even feel buzzed. so i wasn't the only one ha ha.

it was all good though, i just went home and smoked my stuff and forgot about the blunt.

 

i do hate that we u have horrible weed.. like someone who came across a few ounces offered me a 1/4 for $5 cause we were friends.. now i expected it to be bad, cause of how much he bought for such a low price, but this stuff could not get u high... it was a huge bag of horrible weed, then would take nearly a 1/4 to one person to get a buzz... i was pissed that he even tried to give me some

 

I just got into weed , so currently i use waterbottle bongs or pipes. Unless my good friend is rolling becasue he , is an "artist" lol :X

 

Usually if someone around here is smokin me out I cant expect shit because the only person around here that gets good weed is my friend. It's so funny how ppl think they're shit is the best and it isnt shit.

 

I would strongly suggest to learn to roll yourself, its a very helpful skill. Its also so nice to spark up something you created

 

Bad weed fuckin sux!

One hit wonders rule

 

yeah. people who brag about how good their weed is annoys me to no end. whenever i smoke people out, i don't ever say anything about how good my weed is. i'm just like, i like it and people who smoke it like it. i rather them smoke and come up with their own opinion.

 

may sound dumb but had to ask... what exactly is a "dutch"? :&

my guess is that its a cigar brand, or finished blunt or sumn, but don't no for sure

 

First time anyone has smoked you out? How old are you?

 

Exactly, I like people to form their own opinions about my bud, bowl pack, pipe, bong, ect...
Makes good conversation.

 

sirtokesalot, i didn't mean ever. i just always smoke people out and i hardly get smoked out. i've been smoked out plenty of times, it's just that it's been a while so it was like my first all over again. i should have made that clear.

 

I'm with Billies...what is a dutch? that's terminology I've never heard used.

 

a dutch is a type of cigar that you can use to roll marijuana. some people say "lets go smoke a dutch" while others say "let's smoke a blunt". a dutch is just a type of cigar paper, like phillies or white owls, that people use to roll a blunt.

 

Well first off , does anyone know of a good tutorial i tryed the net tutorials and they just plain sucked .. since my friend is one of my close friends i imght ask him to help me and teach me how to roll which he has no problem with most likely i just wanna impress him and learn my self

 

that shit is lame, blunts should be well rolled to enjoy getting blitzed off of

 

i agree, the last time i smoked a blunt [years ago], the guy who rolled it sucked at rolling, and on my second toke, it started to come undone and fall apart. pot began falling out into the ground [we were walking]. It really sucked. Luckily I had a few [well rolled] joints in my backpack...

 

pipes rule any kind of paper in my book.

infact ive smoked one joint rolled pretty good for the dude who rolled it (hes a dushe)
and didnt like it i always smoke pipes or bongs and remember packing a bowl is an artform.