Fuck Christianity!!!

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by MichaelByrd1967, Mar 8, 2006.

  1. WhisperingWoods

    WhisperingWoods too far gone

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    Well, the thing is: a simple definition of christianity is idolizing the christ figure and embracing the gospel as a way to go be with god after death. If they wanted to just genuinely be a good person, they wouldn't need religion at all.
     
  2. A-Shwa-Child

    A-Shwa-Child Member

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    Isnt there Frist commandment against them to idolize anything except God...
     
  3. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    well christians believe Jesus is God. and dont bsh someone elses beliefs just because you dont agree.
     
  4. Kris?

    Kris? Senior Member

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    Yes! Let me stop idolizeing my God!
     
  5. Kris?

    Kris? Senior Member

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    It also may mean you may have no back bone :-D
     
  6. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    That is a mixing of the first and second.

    I am going to add that this was one of the more painful "sentences" to read. "[A]gainst them to idolize", what is that even supposed to mean?
     
  7. Kris?

    Kris? Senior Member

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    Nah, I still think you are uncreative and lack a backbone.



    If you were creative you'd come up with Bungee Jumping, BASE jumping, etc but no, you had to go with typical uncreative "kill myself" Idea tsk tsk so much hope wasted!



    BTW while trying to be clever and using "big scientific words" its helps to spell them correctly, its Vertebrae
     
  8. busmama

    busmama go away

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    Priceless

    be a good person, stay away from religion :)
     
  9. MichaelByrd1967

    MichaelByrd1967 Garcia Wannabe

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    I'd like to just state right now that my statement is clearly my opinion on Christianity and the stupidity of things that surround it. I do not mean to insult anybody who finds solace in religion, but I don't and I hate it when people (and I'm not saying all Christians do) force their opinions and beliefs on me. And in my area, I am surrounded by those kinds of people.

    And when I said the thing about the abortion clinic terrorists, I only meant those who are stupid enough to do that, I'm not saying all Christians do that, but some do, you cannot deny that. Especially with the so-called "Christian Victory" in South Dakota, imagine how many bible-beaters from that state will force surrounding states to comply, but I'm not saying that all of the Bible-Beaters from South Dakota will do that, but some will, they are that passionate.

    When I say "FUCK CHRISTIANITY", I'm not forcing my opinion on you people. Follow Christianity if you want, but don't drag me into it. It's just that there are so many things wrong with Christianity, that I no longer want to be one. And this statement was just my bitter discontent and self-excommunication, if you people will bear with me. I hope that there are open-minded free thinkers out there who agree with me, but if you don't, that's fine with me. I'm sorry if I somewhat miscommunicated my opinions to you fine people.
     
  10. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    Oh, c'mon man. I'm only joking. Didn't you see the :)p) after what I said?

    Coward. :p

    I dare you. I will send you 20 bucks posthumously.

    Here I was thinking you had already evaluated "jumping off a bridge" as "death or severe injury," but perhaps I overestimated you? ;)

    "i'm to valuable to my society" eh?

    You just said that you should annihilate every last human on the planet.

    Some value you place on society. And yourself.

    "somewhat" doesn't really describe the miscommunication, lol.

    Considering there was a gigantic "FUCK CHRISTIANITY" on your post.
     
  11. Erasmus70

    Erasmus70 Banned

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    My favourite part of these things is where someone pulls off the 'forcing their religion' bullshit false accusation crap.
    Of course, 'Forcing' and especially 'down your throat' is fucking evil and EVERYONE is against that.
    So I can say anything and as long as I append a stupid 'I just dont like anyone forcing it down my throat...
    STFU already.

    NOBODY can or could 'force anything' so why dont you fuck off with the fake and bullshit statements that can only work to fool retards anyways.
    Nobody 'forced' or tried to 'force' Christianity on you.

    What are you .. a little pussy?
    Are you SO WEAK MINDED that you are really really that affected by even a very intense door-to-door evangelist?
    Who cares.
    I have JW's just about begging and pleading and playing 'good cop/bad cop' at my door.
    Oh NO!

    They are making me feel bad.. they are 'forcing it on me' oh no.. I am being violated by big scawy words and ideas!
    Hahaha.. gimme a break!

    Fucking.. all night long advertisers are blitzing my TV, Computer, Billboards and do I get all huffy puffy about how Im so victimised by 'forcing me to buy'.

    So dumbass.
     
  12. Kris?

    Kris? Senior Member

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    :( Eramus I can't help it! I just don't like it when Coke FORCES ME TO DRINK IT when it full and well knows I like MT DEW

    SCREW COKE!
     
  13. Erasmus70

    Erasmus70 Banned

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    Their trying to force it down your throat!
    ;)
     
  14. Kris?

    Kris? Senior Member

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    Like a bad porno flick!
     
  15. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    PRAISE JESUS! I'm sure the Lord loved hearing his mighty servant spew out such vile obscenties. GLORY!! :rolleyes:

    Do you praise your "God" with that mouth?

     
  16. spook13

    spook13 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Erasmus...they're just irritating, that's all. They need to get over the idea that everyone needs to be "saved", then go and mind their own business.

    I watched the movie "The Big Lebowski" last night...finally, I've heard more "fucks" or variations thereof than you routinely insert into a given number of words...and that's a lot of fucks.

    You're a hoot, man...I usually confine my comments to the Hinduism forum but your posts are the most entertaining in the entire Hforums religion section...wouldn't miss reading a one of them.
     
  17. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    feel the love towards fellow man .......wowwhats this world coming too ............................labels labels fucken labels .
     
  18. MichaelByrd1967

    MichaelByrd1967 Garcia Wannabe

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    Wait a sec, weren't you the guy who posted the "There is no God" Thread?
     
  19. MichaelByrd1967

    MichaelByrd1967 Garcia Wannabe

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    I like the way you think.
    And I do mind my own business, but I hate it when people preach about the so-called plus sides of their religion (ex. Bird~Migration and the anti-masturbation thread.).
     
  20. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    dude, dont listen to anything bird-migration says. he is insane in the head. none of his threads make sense and it was all a joke
     

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