All these quizzes.

After seeing tons of quizzes I decided I am going to give a very fun (not) quiz! Answer please. Most of these questions are random and have nothing to do with each other.


1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop?

2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more?

3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)?

4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)?

5. Do you have a high self-esteem?

6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg?

7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here?

8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds?

9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob?

10. Are you a pack rat?

11. Do you have a cell phone?

12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot?

13. Who is your best friend? Why?

14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings?

15. Are you a narcissist?

16. Do you like to prank phone call people?

17. If so what's your favourite prank?

18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark?

19. Full House or Family Matters?

20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who?

21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops?

22. What is your favourite number?

23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad?

24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums?

25. Do you like to watch porn?

26. Do you own anything tie-dyed?

27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed?

28. Do you make faces at people a lot?

29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone?

30. What was the trick if you have?

31. Do you like taking quizzes?

32. If not why are you filling this one out?

33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom?

34. Do you think George Bush is a great president?

35. Do you think you could do better?

36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it?

37. Are you a worry-wart?

38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship?

39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags?

40. Why are you where you are?

41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz?

42. Have you bothered to even look?

43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park?

44. Do you pop pills often?

45. Do you like cheese?

46. Do you like your clothes to match?

47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving?

48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else?

49. Do you like to be the center of attention?

50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs?

51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why?


Okay, that's it. Have a blast.

 

1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop? I don't like tootsie rolls.

2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more? I do not believe in the concept of devils and angels.

3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)? No.

4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)? I feel like going to the beach, no car right now though... drinking, that might come in the night.

5. Do you have a high self-esteem? Yes, very.

6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg? The egg was theoreticly a cell, from which the chicken generated.

7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here? There's thre flawed big bang theory... I just say that it was always here to begin with. No one can tell you howe it got here... might as well not worry us too much with that question.

8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds? Burned, I cannot afford store.

9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob? Slob.

10. Are you a pack rat? No.

11. Do you have a cell phone? Yes.

12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot? Never.

13. Who is your best friend? Why? I do not believe in the concept of "best friend", every friend I have is good in one way or another...choosing a "best" one would be pointless.

14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings? Yes.

15. Are you a narcissist? No.

16. Do you like to prank phone call people? No, that's idiotic.

17. If so what's your favourite prank? ...

18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark? Niether.

19. Full House or Family Matters? Niether.

20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who? All the Honduran presidents of the last 7 years, and the Israeli PMs of the last 14 years.

21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops? Yes, I always wear them.

22. What is your favourite number? 14.

23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad? "Shite".

24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums? Nope.

25. Do you like to watch porn? No, it bores me.

26. Do you own anything tie-dyed? Nope.

27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed? No.

28. Do you make faces at people a lot? No.

29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone? No.

30. What was the trick if you have?...

31. Do you like taking quizzes? Yes, in general.

32. If not why are you filling this one out?...

33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom?...

34. Do you think George Bush is a great president? No, yet he definetly isn't the worst.

35. Do you think you could do better? Yes.

36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it? Yes.

37. Are you a worry-wart? No.

38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship? Yes.

39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags? No.

40. Why are you where you are? School's here, work's here.

41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz? Don't know, don't care.

42. Have you bothered to even look? No.

43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park? Yes.

44. Do you pop pills often? No.

45. Do you like cheese? Yes.

46. Do you like your clothes to match? Yes and no... depands.

47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving? At times.

48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else? Yes.

49. Do you like to be the center of attention? Yes.

50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs? Yes.

51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why? Yes, you're a wonderful person, full of life, and plus, you're attractive.

 

1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop?
OVER 20
2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more?
BOTH, BUT I LISTEN TO THE ANGEL MORE
3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)?
YES, I SAW ONE YESTERDAY FOR THE FIRST TIME.
4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)?
GOING TO THE BEACH IN AUSTRAILIA AND LAYING THERE ALL DAY LONG.
5. Do you have a high self-esteem?
IT'S HIGH ENOUGH.
6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg?
THE CHICKEN.
7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here?
I MADE UP THIS QUESTION AND I CANNOT EVEN ANSWER IT.
8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds?
MORE OF THEM ARE BURNED.
9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob?
I AM PRETTY ORGANIZED.
10. Are you a pack rat?
TO AN EXTENT.
11. Do you have a cell phone?
YES
12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot?
EVER OTHER MONTH
13. Who is your best friend? Why?
HEATHER AND MY GRANDMA. BECAUSE THEY ARE THE MOST CARING AND THOUGHTFUL PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET.
14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings?
YES
15. Are you a narcissist?
DEPENDS
16. Do you like to prank phone call people?
YES
17. If so what's your favourite prank?
THE OLD CLASSIC- IS YOUR REFRIDGERATOR RUNNING?
18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark?
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD.
19. Full House or Family Matters?
FULL HOUSE
20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who?
SEMI-FAMOUS. THE LEAD SINGER OF NINE-DAYS AND THE DRUMMER OF SMASHMOUTH.
21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops?
YES
22. What is your favourite number?
19
23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad?
FUCK
24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums?
YES, INTERVAL_ILLUISON AND CIRCLES.
25. Do you like to watch porn?
YES
26. Do you own anything tie-dyed?
YES, MANY THINGS
27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed?
VERY MANY TIMES.
28. Do you make faces at people a lot?
YES!~
29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone?
YES, MANY.
30. What was the trick if you have?
I TRICKED SOMEONE INTO BUYING PARSLEY AND TOLD THEM IT WAS WEED. I DON'T WANT TO ADMIT TO ANYTHING MEANER I HAVE DONE.
31. Do you like taking quizzes?
YES
32. If not why are you filling this one out?
-
33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom?
-
34. Do you think George Bush is a great president?
NO
35. Do you think you could do better?
YES, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE PRESIDENT
36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it?
YES
37. Are you a worry-wart?
NOT REALLY
38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship?
NO
39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags?
NOT REALLY, UNLESS SOMEONE IS ANNOYING ME
40. Why are you where you are?
COS I WANTED TO USE THE COMPUTER
41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz?
???
42. Have you bothered to even look?
HA
43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park?
NO
44. Do you pop pills often?
NOT AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE TO
45. Do you like cheese?
HELL YES
46. Do you like your clothes to match?
YES, BUT SOMETIMES I DON'T CARE.
47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving?
ONLY IF THEY'RE SCARING ME.

 

48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else?
YES, MANY TIMES
49. Do you like to be the center of attention?
WHEN I AM DRUNK
50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs?
WELL, YEA IN A WAY
51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why?
I LOVE ME

 

1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop? I don't like tootsie roll pops.

2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more? Two angels.

3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)? Yes.

4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)? Seeing my friends.

5. Do you have a high self-esteem? Yes, generally.

6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg? Neither.

7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here? God has no beginning. The earth was created from the big bang.

8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds? Burnt cds.

9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob? In between.

10. Are you a pack rat? No.

11. Do you have a cell phone? Yes.

12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot? Only had it a few months...don't know.

13. Who is your best friend? Why? Julia...been friends for 11 years.

14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings? Yes.

15. Are you a narcissist? No, just concientious.

16. Do you like to prank phone call people? No, that's immature.

17. If so what's your favourite prank? Don't know.

18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark? I don't watch either, but I guess south park.

19. Full House or Family Matters? I used to watch full house, if that's what you mean.

20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who? My great Uncle played Joe on Petticoat Junction...never met him though.

21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops? Yes.

22. What is your favourite number? 19

23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad? Either fuck or damnit....depending on who's listening.

24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums? No, but I'd like to meet Pavel one day.

25. Do you like to watch porn? No.

26. Do you own anything tie-dyed? No.

27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed? No.

28. Do you make faces at people a lot? No.

29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone? Not a mean one, no.

30. What was the trick if you have N/A

31. Do you like taking quizzes? Usually.

32. If not why are you filling this one out? I'm bored.

33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom? No.

34. Do you think George Bush is a great president? Absolutely not.

35. Do you think you could do better? Probably, and that's saying alot.

36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it? Yes.

37. Are you a worry-wart? Yes, horribly so.

38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship? No.

39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags? Not usually.

40. Why are you where you are? Because I haven't left the house.

41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz? I don't know.

42. Have you bothered to even look? No, I'm not that bored.

43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park? No, I hate amusement parks.

44. Do you pop pills often? Only when I have a headache.

45. Do you like cheese? Yes.

46. Do you like your clothes to match? If I'm going out, yes.

47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving? Yes, which is ironic since I don't drive.

48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else? Probably, although I don't remember.

49. Do you like to be the center of attention? No.

50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs? No.

51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why? I don't know you, so I can't say.

 

1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop?

alot of them

2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more?
a little from column A, a little from column B

3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)?

nope

4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)?

kidnapping trish

5. Do you have a high self-esteem?
sometimes

6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg?

isnt that a paradox

7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here?

i dont really belive in god per se, billions of years worth of formation

8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds?
more burned

9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob?

slob kinda

10. Are you a pack rat?
not really

11. Do you have a cell phone?

nope

12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot?

irrelevant

13. Who is your best friend? Why?

i have many good friends, i really couldnt choose

14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings?

sure

15. Are you a narcissist?

fuck no

16. Do you like to prank phone call people?

on occasion

17. If so what's your favourite prank?

gay hairdresser

18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark?

both
19. Full House or Family Matters?

niether
20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who?

irrelevent
21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops?

nope, barefoot for me
22. What is your favourite number?

69
23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad?

FUCK
24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums?

yup
25. Do you like to watch porn?

yup
26. Do you own anything tie-dyed?

yup
27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed?

nope
28. Do you make faces at people a lot?

not really
29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone?

nope
30. What was the trick if you have?

irrelavent
31. Do you like taking quizzes?

not really
32. If not why are you filling this one out?

fuck if i know
33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom?

not really
34. Do you think George Bush is a great president?

id like to bash him good
35. Do you think you could do better?

nah, i couldn't handle the pressure
36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it?

yup
37. Are you a worry-wart?

yes
38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship?

nope
39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags?

nope
40. Why are you where you are?

i dont know
41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz?

not to my knowledge
42. Have you bothered to even look?

yup
43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park?

nope
44. Do you pop pills often?

on occasion
45. Do you like cheese?

yes
46. Do you like your clothes to match?

i dont care really
47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving?

not unless they are scaring me
48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else?

nope
49. Do you like to be the center of attention?

nope
50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs?

yep
51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why?

i really couldnt say, i dont know you. not to say i havent heard only good things

 

1. Depends on how strong your spit is, I guess.

2. I have the feminist angel, and the homemaker angel. I listen to both, but follow the feminist one more.

3. Alas, no.

4. Walking to my friends house to either make flares, or to another friend's house to watch Hair, 'cause there isn't any theatre company putting it on.

5. Medium-high
6. The dinosaur.
7. Ever since the universe was around, so was God. She manifests herself in nature, you see.
8. Bought from a used CD store. Usually.
9. A slob.
10. Not particularly.
11. Do you have a cell phone?
Yuppers.
12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot?
Never. I only use my cell when I need to, like if I'm putting through a "where the fuck are you?!" call to someone at a concert, or something. I instant message more than I call.
13. I don't have a best friend. I just have many good friends.
14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings?
Yes. Usually it's a sibling type of relationship.
15. Are you a narcissist?
*pulls face from mirror* sorry? Ha. No, not especially.
16. Do you like to prank phone call people?
No. It's impossible with caller ID.

18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark?
Neither.
19. Full House or Family Matters?
Neither.
20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who?
Evanescence. Amy Lee was really bitchy that day and didn't sign my paster. . .
21. Birkenstocks all the way!
22. What is your favourite number?
213,897,193,198,829,343,342,412.19472
23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad?
Fuck!
24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums?
Nope.
25. Do you like to watch porn?
Nope.
26. Do you own anything tie-dyed?
Just a bandana.
27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed?
I have a few times in the past. . .
28. Do you make faces at people a lot?
Yes. We exchange faces.
29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone?
Not a mean one.
30. What was the trick if you have?
My friend Ted and I were sitting in chemestry class. This moron across the room, Bart, had said something that irked us a bit. I forget what it was. . . Anyway, I was doodling on a piece of paper, and Ted started snickering and glancing over at Bart. Catching the drift, I started to do the same, adding random drawings. As our chortles reached a cricendo Bart started to realize something was amiss, and walked over. As he came, Ted stood up and hid the paper behind his back.
"What are you hiding?" asks Bart.
"I have no idea what you are talking about," says Ted.
Under insistance of the teacher, Ted hands Bart the paper, consisting of my drawing of a squirel, a dog, and a flower, to Bart.
"I knew it was one of those jokey things you people like to pull," says Bart.
31. Do you like taking quizzes?
When I'm bored.

33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom?
more or less.
34. Do you think George Bush is a great president?
Yeah, he's great... At screwing us over.
35. Do you think you could do better?
Sure, anyone could.
36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it?
Not untill I can get out of my parents control.
37. Are you a worry-wart?
No, I'm laid back.
38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship?
Which part? Ha, no, I haven't.
39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags?
I can if I want to, but not usually.
40. Why are you where you are?
Cause I want to be here.
41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz?
You couldn't have asked less apropriate person.


Well. . . Maybe our (p)resident. . .


42. Have you bothered to even look?
Nope.
43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park?
Nope.
44. Do you pop pills often?
Nope
45. Do you like cheese?
Yeah.
46. Do you like your clothes to match?
I try.
47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving?
Not unless they're about to hit something.
48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else?
Yup.
49. Do you like to be the center of attention?
Sometimes.
50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs?
Nope. Unless you count caffine.
51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why?
Sure, why not?

 

I had fun reading your responses!

 

1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop? i don't lick, i suck

2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more? one and one. the one on the left.

3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)? yes.

4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)? driving. i don't have a car anymore. i want to go to the beach and watch the sunset

5. Do you have a high self-esteem? fluctuates each moment

6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg?the chicken. it fell out of the sky and broke its leg. then it told all its kids how scary flying is, and they told their kids, and thats why they can't really fly too well
7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here? i don't see that as a question i need an answer to in my life

8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds? more bought, but that'll change soon

9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob? both. i try to organize once a week, so i don't lose things. i lose things a lot

10. Are you a pack rat?somewhat. i don't keep stacks of newspapers or anything

11. Do you have a cell phone?no

12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot?

13. Who is your best friend? Why?his name is tyler. he helped me stay alive and get me through everything

14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings?i don't know. i guess you will want to fuck eventually, but you can be friends without romantic feelings

15. Are you a narcissist? matters who you ask

16. Do you like to prank phone call people? no. but i use *67 all the time

17. If so what's your favourite prank?

18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark? both

19. Full House or Family Matters?neither

20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who? i was invited to a blink 182 party at mark hoppus's house once, but i couldn't go cause i was 13

21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops? yes very much so.

22. What is your favourite number? 5

23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad? fuck

24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums? no

25. Do you like to watch porn? i'm one of those weird people who have never watched one

26. Do you own anything tie-dyed? use to but it shrunk a LOT so i gave it to my nephew

27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed? yes, thats what i owned. i'm REALLY good at it too

28. Do you make faces at people a lot? in the car, yeah. its funny

29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone? yes. i called a guy and left the message that i was pregnant. but he never mentioned it, so i don't think he cared

30. What was the trick if you have?oops already answered

31. Do you like taking quizzes?i love it.

32. If not why are you filling this one out?

33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom?

34. Do you think George Bush is a great president?hell no. enough said

35. Do you think you could do better?i think most people could

36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it?yeah

37. Are you a worry-wart?matters on the subject matter

38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship?no

39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags?no

40. Why are you where you are?because when i'm here, i feel more at home then any other city or place

41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz? i didn't pay attention and can't spell

42. Have you bothered to even look?no

43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park?no.

44. Do you pop pills often?i have before, but never again. it made me dry barf and that's SO nasty

45. Do you like cheese?yes

46. Do you like your clothes to match? doesn't matter, unless i'm around a girl named syndi. then i purposely mismatch to piss her off

47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving? no, i try not to pay attention. i get scared if i'm not in control of the car, so i usually look out the side window instead

48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else?no

49. Do you like to be the center of attention?sometimes

50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs? no, i've been extremely careful cause i have an addictive personality

51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why? after answering all these questions, i honestly don't remember who made this thread.

 

1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop?

Depends on who's watching


2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more?

I have an angel on one shoulder and a rabid wombat on the other.


3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)?

All the mantis's I've met were agnostic.


4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)?

I feel like eating something really greasy and slightly over-cooked


5. Do you have a high self-esteem?

Demi-gods such as myself have no ego and therefore have no opionion of themselves one way or the other.


6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg?

It was simaltaneous and somewhat confusing.


7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here?

He hitchhiked


8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds?

Still using a cassete player (easier to find cheap used ones).


9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob?

SLOB!!!!!!


10. Are you a pack rat?

See above


11. Do you have a cell phone?

yes


12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot?

I haven't even recharged the battery since I got it.


13. Who is your best friend? Why?

God because he has a great sense of humor.


14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings?

Not unless she's blind or gay.


15. Are you a narcissist?

see above.


16. Do you like to prank phone call people?

Yeah! But only ppl I know; "Hello Amy?! I just called becuase I got a new address book and I need your number again." You can gauge how smart your friends are by how many digits they give you before they get it.


17. If so what's your favourite prank?

see above


18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark?

Southpark


19. Full House or Family Matters?

*throws TV out window*


20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who?

Moon Unit Zappa


21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops?

Not for any distance.


22. What is your favourite number?

8


23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad?

SHIT!!!!


24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums?

Nope (far as I know)


25. Do you like to watch porn?

Gotta be in the mood


26. Do you own anything tie-dyed?

Yup


27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed?

Nope


28. Do you make faces at people a lot?

Don't know, can't see myself


29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone?

????????????


30. What was the trick if you have?

????????????


31. Do you like taking quizzes?

Kinda


32. If not why are you filling this one out?

*

33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom?

*

34. Do you think George Bush is a great president?

I think dubbya is an alcoholic imbecile soooo....yes (no!!)


35. Do you think you could do better?

no (YES!!!)


36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it?

yeah


37. Are you a worry-wart?

uh uh


38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship?

yeah


39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags?

No


40. Why are you where you are?

cuz I wanna



44. Do you pop pills often?

almost never


45. Do you like cheese?

YEAHHHHH


46. Do you like your clothes to match?

Don't really care


47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving?

some ppl

 

48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else?

unless I'm alone in which case I blame my parents.


49. Do you like to be the center of attention?

If by "like" you mean "crave" yes.


50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs?

Not really


51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why?

Yeah I always thought you were cool cuz you seem pretty positive, you don't cause drama (that I've seen) and you don't seem to take yourself too seriiously.
Also you're really cute--wanna make out?

 

1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop? 1,2,3....crunch!

2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more? I have one of each. I definitely listen to the devil more often than the angel!!!

3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)? Yes, I have. I've had one crawl on me.

4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)? Drinking beer in a beer garden somewhere in the middle of Ireland.

5. Do you have a high self-esteem? Sometimes.

6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken!

7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here? Big Bang!

8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds? Store bought.

9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob? SLOB! Totally.

10. Are you a pack rat? Not usually unless it's photos or letters.

11. Do you have a cell phone? Couldn't live without it.

12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot? Not really.

13. Who is your best friend? Why? Dana. Why? Cause she rocks. I've known her over half my life. We've been best friends since the first time we met, and probably will be until we're dead.

14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings? I think they can be friends without sexual FEELINGS, but not without sexual THOUGHTS. I do think it's possible to hang out and not ACT upon the thoughts too.

15. Are you a narcissist? Not normally...unless I look REALLY good.

16. Do you like to prank phone call people? I DO! But I haven't done that in sooo long. Thanks for the idea!

17. If so what's your favourite prank? Calling my friends at work and acting like a disgruntled customer.

18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark? Beavis & Butthead.

19. Full House or Family Matters? NEITHER!

20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who? I don't think so. No. I've seen a lot of famous people in airports...but I don't like to bother people when they're trying to go about their business.

21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops? Yes indeed. Socks are the bane of my existence.

22. What is your favourite number? 69!

23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad? Mother fucker or God damnit!

24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums? Yes, monosphere and eyesofthewhirled.

25. Do you like to watch porn? Depends on my mood and whether or not my boyfriend's going to be around to satisfy me later!

26. Do you own anything tie-dyed? Yes.

27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed? Yes.

28. Do you make faces at people a lot? YES!

29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone? Probably. Ok, definitely.

30. What was the trick if you have? Tricked my ex into thinking I was pregnant. Had a note from the doc that I'd falsified and everything. I couldn't keep a straight face for more than 5 minutes though.

31. Do you like taking quizzes? Yep!

32. If not why are you filling this one out?

33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom? Yep.

34. Do you think George Bush is a great president? Ummm.....not exactly!

35. Do you think you could do better? No.

36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it? God yes! Almost every weekend!

37. Are you a worry-wart? When it comes to money I am.

38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship? Yes, a few of them.

39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags? No way.

40. Why are you where you are? Because I get paid to be here!

41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz? I don't think so. If you did, I certainly didn't notice.

42. Have you bothered to even look? See above answer.

43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park? No.

44. Do you pop pills often? Yes, but not for pleasure.

45. Do you like cheese? Sometimes.

46. Do you like your clothes to match? Oh yes, I'm anal about that.

47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving? No, that causes arguments!

48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else? Yes, but only when they heard me do it first!

49. Do you like to be the center of attention? Not if people are making fun of me.

50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs? Yes! Currently AND in the past.

51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why? Well dear, I do not know you. I'm sure you're great though!

 

1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop? dont like them and dont care.

2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more? uh

3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)? yes, lots of them

4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)? nothing. hey, im boring.

5. Do you have a high self-esteem? not high or low- but it's just fine.

6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg? the egg.

7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here? energy has always been

8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds? bought

9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob? kinda a slob but not too bad

10. Are you a pack rat? kinda

11. Do you have a cell phone? yes

12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot? never

13. Who is your best friend? Why? i dont believe in having just one best friend....

14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings? yeah.

15. Are you a narcissist? no.

16. Do you like to prank phone call people? when i was like 12, yeah

17. If so what's your favourite prank? dont remember

18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark? southpark.

19. Full House or Family Matters? neither.

20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who? yeah, eminem, oj simpson, stephanie from full house and lots of house and jungle producers

21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops? dont like shoes but if i have to wear them, i prefer flip flops

22. What is your favourite number? none.

23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad? fuck.

24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums? yes, personface, hiro, sydburnz and jerry420

25. Do you like to watch porn? no

26. Do you own anything tie-dyed? yes

27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed? yes

28. Do you make faces at people a lot? yes sir.

29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone? course.

30. What was the trick if you have? too many, hey... imma biotch like that

31. Do you like taking quizzes? no

32. If not why are you filling this one out? this is a quiz?

33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom? sure

34. Do you think George Bush is a great president? fuck no

35. Do you think you could do better? yes, i do

36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it? yes, i have

37. Are you a worry-wart? all the time

38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship? yes

39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags? nope

40. Why are you where you are? because that's where i am

41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz? ???

42. Have you bothered to even look? nope

43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park? no

44. Do you pop pills often? no

45. Do you like cheese? yes

46. Do you like your clothes to match? yeah

47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving? only if they drive scary... which most people drive scary compared to me. there are some i trust completly though like dan and sean

48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else? nope

49. Do you like to be the center of attention? sometymes

50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs? yes

51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why? yes, because you're you.

 

. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop? Never had the patience to find out

2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more?
I have one of each, and I listen to them abou the same amount, which i consider healthy, the angel gets boring

3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)?


Yes, lots, I think they are rather holy


4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)? I actually feel like resting today
5. Do you have a high self-esteem? Sometimes.

6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg? The egg? Thinking about that drives me mad
7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here? Nobody knows, and I'm tired of people claiming they do
8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds? Store bought.

9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob? Kind of a slob.

10. Are you a pack rat? No
11. Do you have a cell phone? Yes
12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot? Not really.

13. Who is your best friend? Why? Danny, because we've been frinds since kindergarden, enjoy having good times, cn talk about anything, have a historical perspective on each other, lived in california together, and now play in the same band!
14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings? Yes, although girsl tend to not believe it because they assume everyone wants them.
15. Are you a narcissist? No

16. Do you like to prank phone call people? Not since caller ID!
17. If so what's your favourite prank? YAY Spaghetti! YAY!
18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark? Definitely South Park
19. Full House or Family Matters? NEITHER!

20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who? Too many to name, worked in Hollywood for a spell. Ones i actually said more than a few words to, Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Beck...a few more, who really cares though
21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops? as long as they are gentle between the toes!
22. What is your favourite number? 66 of course!

23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad? FUUUUUCK!
24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums? No, would like to meet some
25. Do you like to watch porn? I like amateur porn with girls that look like someone i might know

26. Do you own anything tie-dyed? No way!

27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed? No

28. Do you make faces at people a lot? Not a lot, sometimes i do

29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone?
Not really, I may have punk'd some people though
30. What was the trick if you have? .

31. Do you like taking quizzes? Some, I thought Dizzymans was lame though

32. If not why are you filling this one out?

33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom? Nope, because i should be working

34. Do you think George Bush is a great president? I think he's likely the worst one ever
35. Do you think you could do better? No.

36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it? YEEEEES
37. Are you a worry-wart? Sometimes about health and money
38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship? No
39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags? No

40. Why are you where you are? Because I get paid to be here!

41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz? I don't think so.
42. Have you bothered to even look? No

43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park? yes haha I rode some spinning thing, and then threw up on the MERRY GO ROUND, embarassing.

44. Do you pop pills often? Not often

45. Do you like cheese? Yes
46. Do you like your clothes to match? sometimes i don't care.

47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving? No,

48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else? don't think so
49. Do you like to be the center of attention? Sometimes, when it comes to playing music I do
50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs? I guess, but I really don't care and seem to get along fine and have fun with it so FUCK IT PURITANS

51. And yes I like you

 

43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park? yes haha I rode some spinning thing, and then threw up on the MERRY GO ROUND, embarassing.


HAHA... Sea, that cracked me up. so funny.

 

I am surprised more people haven't blamed others for their farts.

 

I'm quite proud of mine, I would never give anyone else credit for them

 

i wonder why it is telling me that my message is to short and to lengthen it


1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop? **********if that a new flavored condom?

2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more?********i think i listen to the angel more often, though the devils suggestions are certainly funner

3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)?*****yes

4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)?****going to a rain forest and sitting in the top of the trees

5. Do you have a high self-esteem?*****some days yes some days no

6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg?******the cock

7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here? *****the cock

8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds?****burned, i am a cheap bastard

9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob?****organization is key for me

10. Are you a pack rat?*****not any longer

11. Do you have a cell phone?****had to rid myself of it cause i had a stalker
12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot?****all the time

13. Who is your best friend? Why?****i have several and all for different reasons. mostly because i hold them in such high graces since they are just all around fantastic people with a wonderful intellect and caring hearts

14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings?****absolutely

15. Are you a narcissist?****not in the least

16. Do you like to prank phone call people? ****i used to, i am beyond that now with strangers but with friends it is great

17. If so what's your favourite prank?****dont have a specific one, just whatever feels right at that moment

18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark?southpark

19. Full House or Family Matters?family matters

20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who?meryl saunders, bobby weir, bella fleck

21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops?all the time

22. What is your favourite number?21

23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad?fuck

24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums?yep

25. Do you like to watch porn?um.....yes and no. i dont like to admit it but yes i do

26. Do you own anything tie-dyed? yes

27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed? yes

28. Do you make faces at people a lot?yes

29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone?yes

30. What was the trick if you have?dont recall currently

31. Do you like taking quizzes?yes

32. If not why are you filling this one out?n/a

33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom?n/a

34. Do you think George Bush is a great president?nope

35. Do you think you could do better?i would definatley do differently, dont know if it wuld be better, that would be for you to decide

36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it?yes all the time

37. Are you a worry-wart?yes and no. i am over making decisions but once they are made, i no longer worry

38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship?yes

39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags?depends on how happy i am

40. Why are you where you are?cause i am not anywhere else

41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz?i dint pay enough attention

42. Have you bothered to even look?nope

43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park?nope

44. Do you pop pills often?nope

45. Do you like cheese?yes

46. Do you like your clothes to match?could care less

47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving? i lam a very laid back passenger

48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else?yes

49. Do you like to be the center of attention?yes and no

50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs?nope

51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why?there is no reason not to


Okay, that's it. Have a blast.[/QUOTE]

 

1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop?
I don't know.
2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more?
neither
3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)?
yes
4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)?
painting my daughter's room
5. Do you have a high self-esteem?
yes
6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg?
chicken
7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here?
not sure
8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds?
store bought
9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob?
a little of both
10. Are you a pack rat?
yes
11. Do you have a cell phone?
no
12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot?

13. Who is your best friend? Why?
my husband..because he is the only person I can tell anything to.
14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings?
yes
15. Are you a narcissist?
no
16. Do you like to prank phone call people?
no
17. If so what's your favourite prank?

18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark?
southpark
19. Full House or Family Matters?
neither
20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who?
Ben Harper and Christopher Thorne from Blind Melon
21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops?
no
22. What is your favourite number?
3648
23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad?
fuck
24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums?
no
25. Do you like to watch porn?
no
26. Do you own anything tie-dyed?
yes
27. Have you ever MADE anything tie-dyed?
no
28. Do you make faces at people a lot?
yes
29. Have you ever played a mean trick on anyone?
no
30. What was the trick if you have?

31. Do you like taking quizzes?
yes
32. If not why are you filling this one out?

33. If it's because you are bored is this one curing your boredom?

34. Do you think George Bush is a great president?
hell no
35. Do you think you could do better?
doubtful...don't like power
36. Have you ever had so much fun you could barely stand it?
yes
37. Are you a worry-wart?
yes
38. Have you ever been part of an abusive relationship?
yes
39. Are you the kind of person who constantly nags?
no
40. Why are you where you are?
i live here
41. Have I spelled anything wrong in this quiz?
I don't know
42. Have you bothered to even look?
nope
43. Have you ever puked while riding a ride at an amusement park?
no
44. Do you pop pills often?
not too often
45. Do you like cheese?
looooove it
46. Do you like your clothes to match?
not really
47. When you are riding with someone do you like to correct their driving?
only if my life is in danger
48. Have you ever farted and then blamed it on someone else?
yes...babies are good for that!!
49. Do you like to be the center of attention?
no
50. Have you ever had a problem with drinking or drugs?
yes
51. Do you like me? If so, why? If not, why?
don't know you

 

1. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop? I don't eat tootsie rolls.
2. Do you have a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other? Or two devils, or two angels? Which do you listen to more?What do you mean?
3. Have you ever seen a praying mantis (not on tv or in a picture)?Yes.
4. What do you feel like doing today (Even if you can't do it)?Having hardcore porn-style sex.
5. Do you have a high self-esteem?Obviously.
6. What comes first, the chicken or the egg?Why does it matter? It all ends up in my mouth at the end.
7. If you believe, how did God get there? If not, how did the Earth get here? Big Bang theory.
8. Do you have more burned cds or store bought Cds?Store bought.
9. Do you keep things organized or are you a slob?I'm a slob.
10. Are you a pack rat?Indeed.
11. Do you have a cell phone?Yes, I don't use it, though.
12. If so, do you go over your minutes a lot?Ex-squeeze me?
13. Who is your best friend? Why?I don't have a bestfriend. Friends don't exist. Everyone fucks you over eventually.
14. Can girls and guys be friends with no sexual feelings?It's highly unlikely. Unless it's an ugly guy or an ugly girl.
15. Are you a narcissist?Yes.
16. Do you like to prank phone call people? Pshya, I'm the prank call master.
17. If so what's your favourite prank?I don't have a favorite.
18. Beavis and Butthead or Southpark?Beavis and Butthead. Because, even when they're doing nothing funny, I still laugh because they laugh.
19. Full House or Family Matters?Gross.
20. Have you ever met anyone famous? If so who?No. Fame is overrated.
21. Do you enjoy wearing flipflops?Yes.
22. What is your favourite number?4.
23. What is your favourite word to say when you are mad?Fuckshitassbitchcunt. Its's all one word when I'm mad.
24. Have you ever met anyone from the hipforums?No.
25. Do you like to watch porn?Oh yea.