Man im goin off the wall right now...

Yeah for sure... Ill probably be around montreal some point soon.. I have a brand new baby second cousin i have to meet.. and I have one cousin ive only met once.. thats what happens when my aunt doesnt have kids til shes 42..

We'd definitley haave a good time playin music and stuff..

 

hahaah i want one of those!

 

Old VW vans were pretty fucking hip and east to work on 30 years ago.

Break down in The Nevada desert in one of them fuckers now and try to find a rebuilt starter.

Be more reasonable and find something more reliable like a fuckin' donkey.

Good luck on the road and watch out for the queers! -Eddie

 

Hey thats pretty cool
I allways wanted to have a van,well i`ll have to wait a couple of years before i get one.

 

Should just buy a new Eurovan. The ones with the pop up top are ridiculously nice. VW makes the best vehicles in the world. I love my GTI.

 

eric. you have to take me. ahha. that thing's beautiful.

 

Well i bought it hehe...

Through the thick and thin.. im gunna be drivin one..

Haha..

 

I will!!! lets go!!!

 

take me now. i order you.

 

Okay...... umm.. where are you??

 

okay yaye haha

 

Sweet... Lets cruise

 

Heres a little road advice for ya kid! Don't let nobody know how much money you got or where it's hid.

Don't even let a bitch who seems like the nicest little cocksucker on earth know what you got.

If you do, mark my word. You will get fucked over bad!

Look out for queer truck drivers through the state of Missouri and especially around Kansas City. If any of them fuckers walk up and act friendly DO NOT FALL FOR IT!

Keep at least a baseball bat near at hand AND BE READY TO USE IT!

Do not pick up any hitch hikers unless you are absolutely sure you will be able to overpower whomever if it comes down to it.

Play it cool! Be smart! Trust no one!

If someone acts as if you are obligated to show trust or confidence in them, beware! They are on the make and up to no fucking good!

These are serious words I hope will serve useful to anyone going out on the road for the first time.

And remember... Eddie knows his shit!

 

hahahaha lmfao. eddie, you seem awesome.

 

If the kitchen works.... youll have to find a place to hide two butter knives



by the way i would kill for that van... maybe even kill you

 

will u take me for a ride in it if u get by northern indiana and lake michigan