An American's chav vs. white trash parallels

Council House Antisocial Vermin = Confederate Hillbilly American Vermin
Trisha = Springer
Council estate = Trailer park
innit = y'all
brrrrap = yeeeeeee-HAW!
White Lightning for breakfast = King Cobra for breakfast
Has inbred barnyard animals in equally inbred gene pool = Has inbred barnyard animals in equally inbred gene pool
Bling = Gun collection (both metal objects designed to compensate for penile insecurities)
Clown cars with horrible mufflers = Old pickups with equally horrible mufflers
Fast food diet = Fast food diet
Mugs old ladies & children = Beats up people for not being white
Nike trainers = Cowboy boots
Repulsive plaid Burberry everywhere = Repulsive Confederate flag everywhere
Inhales household chemical fumes = Inhales methamphetamine smoke, which comes from household chemicals


Am I forgetting any? Feel free to add to the list.

 

Bling = Gun collection (both metal objects designed to compensate for penile insecurities) ONLY IDIOTS REJECT OTHERS PEOPLES HOOBIES

 

Maybe the british have big umbrellas to make up for short penis . dont get wrong i hate jerry as well but 98.9 % is all stage junk . NOT REAL.

 

How do you know about the British Spliff? With those language skills you could have never earned enough money to leave the country.

 

working on Triumph Motorcycles i also know british drink warm beer becouse those Fridge were built by Lucas LTD famous for leaving you stranded with out D.C current.

 

that also includes the Triumph sport car and the MG .

 

you are right, that summed all us british folk up
but then again its the same generalisations the original poster used
lovex

 

The problem this days everybody takes everything so personal or better yet they scream racist or what ever ,The British were allways known for having a good Humor. The germans dont even know what Humor is and the French are too stupid to even figure it out.

 

The Spaniards are allways laughing .

 

i agree, i have my beliefs ridiculed all the time by friends, and it doesn't bother me at all. the issue is whether it is used in humour, for instance the whole british 'chav' humour isn't actually 'humour' in most cases, they are extremely disliked.

i wasn't actually offended at all, i aplogoize if it came across as so.
peacex

 

It was not directed to you at all it was just a general comment. i hope my spelling passes.

 

my grammar can really suck is like a barometer up and down. English is second here and only force to write it in my late age. but fluent speaking wise with hardly any accent .

 

do not worry, i'm not obsessed with grammar and spellings, as long as the message is communicated well, all is good. but from the looks of things, you did that. where are you from?

 

Only idiots spell "hobbies" as "hoobies." Go crawl back under your rock, you uneducated piece of garbage.

 

maybe read the rest of thread before commenting. he has already said that english is not his first language. and just because somebody expressed their opinion online does not make them "uneducated garbage"

 

Yeah! Let's mock the underclass, it's their fault they're poor and uneducated in this meritocracy!
Hey spliffvortex, I'm learning spanish, your english is better than my spanish.
we understand you.

 

Wow! It's so warming and comforting to know that we are dealing with such intelligent warm hearted and compassionate individuals.

Peace.

 

Yeah! and if we can't mock those less fortunate than ourselves, who can we mock?

 

yay for generalisations and just being a prick!

and doctor lecter's right... different to you = bad.

that's how we got the slave trade