i just woke up, from the sickest, most disgusting dream i've ever had, and woke up laughing my ass off about it. i'm putting it here instead of dreams because i'm not the least bit interested in what it might mean. i drempt i was at this party, something that just about never happens in my dreams anyway. it must have been all gay guys or some gay guy talked me into going somehow. (i'm not gay myself, not even bi, although i think both are just as cool as anybody else, also i went to bed angry and i'm still angry about what i was angry about, though i don't know how much either of those have to do with what happened in it) actualy there may not have been all guys. but anyway the totaly sicko part was that everybody jacked off in glassess of beer (in front of each other, like this was some new trend at parties and everybody was doing it), and then passed them arround and everybody drank out of them. (and no, there wasn't any 'wet spot' when i woke up, and i also don't irl drink beer, it's very painful on my stomic) this has to be the most nutso thing i've ever dreamed. for some reason i woke up laughing my ass off about it and i still am. i still don't know why it's so funny either but i'm still laughing. =^^= .../\...
The moral of this dream: Don't drink beer. Most definately ^.^ But still, quite odd, and oddly sickly hilarious.
think I have ya beat, as far as bizarre goes. I once woke up startled, when I drempt some random naked blond guy just ran into my room, with his hand on his cock, and ejaculated in my face. I literally jumped up thinking "what the fuck was that?!?" a rude awakening by a bad dream, that only lasted about 5 seconds *shudders*
