My 3 Some Dilemma

My girl-friends that hang out with me (in real life), & adore me because, you know... I'm so incredibly good looking. Anyway last night, through late night message board chatting something happen:

Here is the story,

We're all into poetry & what not, So the girls were discussing Etten Allen Poe's short story about The Raven back at one another in poetry forum through out the night. That's when I came on, read, & said this.

From actual word to word message chat...


ME: [claps] Are you two going to make love to each other now?

HELENA: Really, -----! That is quite shocking!
And no, you can't watch

ME: I would like to know Liz's opinion on this before I eloquently reply.

(At this point I was just joking around, then...)

HELENA: Well, Liz

LIZ: So, you're saying my Voodoo love spell really did work?

Heyyyy now, what's wrong with some gurl on gurl action? Wouldn't be the first time I've "experimented".

But I'd really like it if ----- stuck around to watch... maybe pull him into the mix for even more fun!

(Reminds me of that 80's tune "I know what guys like..!")
hahahaha... and what's YOUR standing on the subject, HL?


All right so maybe some people may think that my friends were joking, until I bumped into Liz this morning at the Star Bucks & she was like "Are we still on for Saturday night, Helena said we could use her place?"

I've never had a three some so I have no clue on how to go about this, nor do i want to look unsure about my self infront of them... I don't know guys, how can I respond to this the most intelligential way, without looking like a dirty male sex animal?

 

Well... It sounds like they already dig you so don't worry about it. Just go with the flow. Threesomes can backfire though, just show them equal amounts of affection.

 

Wow your lucky man... some of us cant even find one girl..but dude

just go with the flow , dont rush into it.. and dont just stick to one girl .. and you should be fine...

cant help you anymore as im only 15 and never had sex in general.

 

GreasyTony111 Good Result !
I'm green with envy. Wish I was an accomplished poet. Seems to be working for ya.
Never had a threesome :-( just let yourself go and enjoy it, mate.
A friend of mine had a 3-way recently, and it was going sweet until his backside let out some smelly burps.
He'd had a bellyful of curry before getting his end away. The girls were not amused.
So lay off the fart-makers and you should be cool

 

LOLOLOL EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!

 

Spelling error in my part, but man what a Saturday! Wow, I'm certainly happy. I'll post more up as for detail later, for right now I got to go.

 

Wow you Lucky f***er Mr GreasyTony.
Firstly, I hate your guts.
Secondly, can I come and live with you in NY? ....PLEEEASSSEE !

 

Ok since you guys want me to rush this, I'll write it during my lunch break, here goes...

So this is what happen, I went over this Saturday night, brought a 24 case of Miller High Life & a bag of weed. We were basically watching some indie films Helena brought over earlier, I sat kool & quiet well this was all going on. They were on the couch & I was the love seat. After about two beers Liz comes over to sit with me, we start playing around, nothing sexual or anything just a lot of giggling & laughing, then Liz ask me to pull out the bag of weed, by that time I''m pretty much man handling her while she's sitting on my lap.

While Liz & I are playing puff puff pass I invite Helena to come over & smoke with us by patting the empty seat next to me. Helena smoked a lot of weed at that point compared to the both of us, probably for the fact that Liz & I were making out extremely at that point. Liz lets go of my lips & says something on the lines of "Lets go into the bedroom for some more fun" at that point I get up walk to the bedroom while Helena follows me & Liz is wrapped around my chest, legs around my lower back.

So we're on the bed talking for a few minutes, I can see Liz is really wanting it, like bad! I stop kissing Liz & move away from her, so I can grab at Helena all barbaric like & start making out with her, also taking off her shirt & planting some hot kisses down her backside. At this point Liz gets all jealous & shit, she pushes Helena away gently & starts to pull off my shirt & kiss my chest. At this point I relies something, 'I can make a game out of this by giving one girl a tease so the other will fight over my affection' which I did, like the whole night.

Some where in the middle of the "fuck," Helena is on top of me while Liz in making out & fondling her left breast with her lips & wearing a cowboy hat all at the same time, of course I'm working Helena right. (Very child feeding moment there) We all were pretty high & drunk at this point, that's when Helena had the idea of making this a Kodak memory. So Liz grabs & camera & we all start taking poses, (If you know what I mean) It was a pretty fun time the whole night.

But by Sunday Helena had to leave for work, by that time that Sunday afternoon Liz & I smoked up the rest of the bag, beer & made sweet sweet love all around her place .... With a video camera

 

Sounds like it went better than expected. Congrats!

 

LOL. Cuz that's all women are good for right?

 

You're just a vain bastard who only THINKS they both want you!

Go back to masturbating kid

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Into poetry and can't get Edgar Allen Poe's name right?

 

Hehe

 

I sense some sexual hostility from the midget. Anyway, for the rest of you guys, thanks a lot for your support & advice.

By the way Annie, maybe you should relax a little. Maybe you should join me some time?

 

I have someone in my life that respects women and doesn't treat them like a piece of meat. AND he thinks it's great for me to want to have a job. So, no thank you.

 

3 Some Dilemma? Isn't that an oxymoron?

 

Oh christ, get off your high horse. Just because you can enjoy casual sex with a girl doesn't mean you disrespect her. It sounds like those girls had a good time, too! Even if a relationship with someone is purely sexual, that doesn't mean you neccesarily are treating them like meat, either.

I get real tired of this pseudo-feminist bullshit, of the idea that a person who enjoys sex in and of itself is somehow disgraceful or chauvinisitc. Women can be like that too, you know, and it isn't neccesarily a bad thing. Also, nice double standard Annie, I notice how you didn't bother to comment on those two girls being disrepectful or shallow, especially considering they're the ones who suggested the threesome.

And midget, what the hell is your problem? Envious? Just uptight? I think it's awesome that tony and his friends can be so relaxed and comfortable with their sexuality to be able to enjoy each other like that. Way to go, Tony! Just make sure they get as much out of it as you do, and you're A-OK in my book.

 

^^Sing it, sister.

 

I totally agree with this ^^^ There's too much hating going on in this thread. If GreasyTony has a threesome then he has a threesome, no big deal. And if he wants to share his experiences, then a forum an ok place to do it. He's not offending anyone apart from the jealous folk! And if you're jealous then simply don't read.

 

This thread was not posted by the girls who had the threesome. Had one of them posted it, I would have told them that they shouldn't be objectifying themselves like that, as well. If you've read any of his posts, he looks down on women and for that, I have zero respect for him.

I enjoy sex just as much as the next girl, but I don't treat men like they are lesser of a sex...Tony on the other hand, DOES feel that way about women.