Where do you like to be kissed?

I'm wearing an off the shoulder sweater and I just kissed my own shoulder and it felt pretty darn good...I would so do myself right now if I could

 

No, just a hole in my favorite jeans, the pollution collects on my left kneecap, and I have a bad back, and can't reach it with the wash cloth

 

Try a pressure washer - no stooping over...

 

You won't put out out for yourself?

Man, talk about rejection...

 

inside of wrist

 

heheeeeeee I am so unskilled and whacking it hah seriously I can't get myself off in the least ): but if there were another me...

 

Oh my... you just need a good teacher.

 

and an observant observer.

 

and a mysterious butler

 

everywhere

 

hhmmmmm maybe

 

Shirley?

 

temple

 

depends...does she have a big rack and pretty feet?

 

...

 

For those of you that didn't get the Maybe/Shirley reference, PLEASE... pick up Arrested Development Season one on DVD. Watch. Enjoy.

Awesome series. So full of subtle jokes.

 

Yes, very much so. I completely agree with you. But who wouldn't? You are the smartest poster on the forums! I wanna be just like you! Is there anything I could do for you that might allow me to be near you so I could maybe pick up some of your finer qualities?

haha... get it? I am kissing your ass!

hahahaha...

I am so tired.

Sleep time for the lady...

 

Sweet Dreams.

 

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