I'm wearing an off the shoulder sweater and I just kissed my own shoulder and it felt pretty darn good...I would so do myself right now if I could
No, just a hole in my favorite jeans, the pollution collects on my left kneecap, and I have a bad back, and can't reach it with the wash cloth
heheeeeeee I am so unskilled and whacking it hah seriously I can't get myself off in the least ): but if there were another me...
For those of you that didn't get the Maybe/Shirley reference, PLEASE... pick up Arrested Development Season one on DVD. Watch. Enjoy. Awesome series. So full of subtle jokes.
Yes, very much so. I completely agree with you. But who wouldn't? You are the smartest poster on the forums! I wanna be just like you! Is there anything I could do for you that might allow me to be near you so I could maybe pick up some of your finer qualities? haha... get it? I am kissing your ass! hahahaha... I am so tired. Sleep time for the lady...