change the persons post above by quoting it wrongly

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if i only had a brain....

 

Fruit of the loom are nice too, either way id recomend you get some kind of underwear, ecspecially if your going to keep wearing that kilt while you wash windows.

 

but the lusty guys keep winning

 

um...well whatever floats yer boats, pal.

 

Good. Now dance for me monkey!!!

 

I think I have a dancehall number I could do.

 

Didnt you get allowance last week?

 

There is no such thing.

 

Sorry mate. It won't happen again. its too easy

 

ok, buddy. a little bit too much information, there

 

I agree, me thinks he protests too much
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Seems like it should be the other way around.

 

why is the inside dirty now?
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may i suggest some hedge clipers?

 

why you getting complaints that your hairs are getting stuck in teeth?
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I guess pork always tastes better with sweet.

 

too much information is usually a bad thing

 

Watching Napoleon Dynamite would've been a night in for you then......yucky

 

But then again, nobody is really keeping track.