Marijuana is for stoners and other low-life scum

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by bird_migration, Mar 16, 2006.

  1. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Yes, you are probably one of the low-life scums who smoke the devils' pubic hair. For this sin you will burn, but remember: you can be saved.
    Turn to your shepherd Father Bennett for advise, help and a warm embrace. For I am known for guiding my flock with great passion and warmth.

    I specialise in helping young sinners, ages 12-18, but all ages are welcome to turn to Father Bennett.

    Let me help you before it is too late.

    Your loving Father Bennett.
     
  2. Groovy Toker

    Groovy Toker Senior Member

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    I was going to see this father bennett till I seen on the news he got caught touchin some lil boys.
     
  3. Tainted

    Tainted Member

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    If your serious well then, haha. I could respond a million ways with this, but I'm just going to say this one thing: I'm a low life scum that will burn, despite the fact organized religion is responsible for more wars and murders then anything else in the history of man? Christianity is covered in blood.
     
  4. deadsilence020

    deadsilence020 Member

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    Well it makes sense that marijuana is for stoners, since stoners are for marijuana, right?


    I knew we were past-due for a bird_migration visit, HA!
     
  5. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    you saw that too!! the damn church paid off the boys mom
     
  6. Groovy Toker

    Groovy Toker Senior Member

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    yea hes one sick bastard, they should put a bullet in his head :)
     
  7. SG69

    SG69 Member

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    Silly christian, religion is for kids!
     
  8. sniffmagikmarkrs

    sniffmagikmarkrs Senior Member

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    LOL he said "the devil's pubic hair" hahahahahah

    fuck religion, do your own thing
     
  9. The_Moroccan_Raccoon

    The_Moroccan_Raccoon Senior Member

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    This is a pretty ignorant post...there's a religion thread. Don't judge us, man.
     
  10. TheLizardKingMike

    TheLizardKingMike Members

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    Not this shit again. This guy isn't serious, he's just trying to get us all worked up. Do yourself a favor and ignore him.
     
  11. hallowedbethyname

    hallowedbethyname Member

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    seriously... if he isn't joking, then i think it would be a good idea to make like christ and get nailed to a cross already... jesus!
     
  12. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    lol hes joking, he's been here before with the same bullshit

    i find it funny ^_^
     
  13. SG69

    SG69 Member

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    Yeah, this thread gave me a good laugh. Gotta give him that.
     
  14. ConcealedCulture

    ConcealedCulture Senior Member

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    Yeah bird-migration is fuckin nuts. He needs to lay off something
     
  15. Shaman420

    Shaman420 Herbalist

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    I'm on the floor that shit was HILARIOUS!! :)
     
  16. homey_15

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    how assanine, RELIGION is for the weak minded. i could rant for hours on this. if christianity(i don't know shit about other religions) is what it's said to be then what say you to the hard evidence (fossils, carbon dating, proof of evolution) that totally contradicts what the bible has to say, did someone edit out the part about how on the 8th day god created dinosaurs? i don't doubt that there's something greater than all us out there somewhere, whatever it may be but it blows my mind how steadfastly millions of people will stand by an antiquated idea, based on a book proven time and again to be spilling over with bullshit. can no one think for themselves? don't worry about how someone else tells you you should lead your life, just do what you think is right and just, life's too short to follow someone else's idea of what it should be, make it your own.
     
  17. Grapefruity

    Grapefruity Sunny Side Up

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    I don't think theres importance if the bible is true or not...the important thing is that religion is a guiding light for lots of people. some may find religious people unlucky to not find a belief completely of their own, but at least they have their light man. Its all positive.......go see a gospel show in a church, youll see the devotion of the people for their religion, when the music comes...they get it all out and stand up with their hands in the air, shake their heads , its fucked up! The word keep on believin in a song will just bring out the most positive reaction in them, the devotion...Have you found your light?

    Some religions are risky though like islam. You risk gettin to bomb yourself, the danger factor is bigger than christianity...Some people have been violent and still are because of religion...but we cant blame it, its the way they experience it. It would be like blaming the psychedelic drug for a bad experience...

    Believing is something very unique...
     
  18. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    I Care ;) I Dont Know What All This "we" Is About
     
  19. Grapefruity

    Grapefruity Sunny Side Up

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    aright lets change it , mr needle .

    Sorry if i offended your beliefs.
     
  20. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Thank You, RELIGOUS PEOPLE SCARE ME WHEN IM HIGH.
    *HEY WAIT A MINUTE, WHATS ALL THIS "LETS"?
     
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