does anybody know any jokes

Two gerbils are walkin down the street. As they pass a gay bar, one says to the other, "Wanna get shit faced?"


Q: What did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?
A" "So, I guess you're new around here."

 

I guess I am out of the loop as I have no idea what the gerbil jokes are about? can someone help me out here?

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ask richard gere, he knows. haha. (it's true)

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Don't ask me ask the fucking chicken!

 

Ya see, as everyone knows, all gay people are sexual deviants, and all of them enjoy shoving gerbils, and other furry woodland creatures up each other's bums. Like how every straight guy dreams of bein wit two chicks, every gay guy dreams of haven a gerbil crawlin around in his ass!

 

haahah farmer's gerbil. remember in austin powers 2? hahah in the tent.

 

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong???

 

I don't know tell us but......................


What does Micheal Jackson and Scotch have in common?
























































































they both come in little tots



Sad I know but it fit.

 

Hummm!!! Ive heard this joke! was a regular joke amongst us ol' students Haahaa I just wonder if it's the same answer... if you post the answer I'll tell you if its the same or not

When I get drunk I have a tendancy to say all the Michael Jackson jokes I know.. but I'm not drunk so

 

I honestly don't know what all the fuss is about Michael Jackson and all these jokes that come up about him. I mean, Santa Claus has been sneaking into little kids' rooms and emptying his sack for years and nobody's complained...

 

I've just eaten a pack of wotsits... No that's not the joke, I really did eat a pack of wotsits and the joke on the back was funny. They're normally crap but this one actually made me laugh. -

What do you call a rich bear?

Winnie the Pools

 

Dude, that is genius right there!!

 

I have one! I have one!

What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.

 

Guess where Dubya is?

Between Iraq in a hard place.

Ha Ha! Get it? Between I-ROCK and a, and a, and. . .uh. . .

*crickets chirp*
I thought it was funny.

 

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?

In I-raq

 

What's Saddam's favourite meal?

Iraq of lamb




Turtlefriend, you just reminded me of the movie Hot Shots...the briefing scene where they have a map, and the place they're going to is between "Iraq" and "a hard place". Fantastic film

 

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning, a delicacy!"
The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy"!
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called
to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."hehehe

 

I am loving your sig picture..

 

Following the recent gathering i have come to realise that Power_13 knows the best jokes in the world.

 

Believe it or not, it was to cheer up a man who had just had a heart attack ... not entirely sure it worked... :&