Fyi

I am now taking applications for a girlfriend.

 

Stay away from the 15 yr. olds, man.

 

I dont know how to spell

 

Ooo ooo! Can I start an application for one, too? Any takers? :H

 

hehe....you should make up some actual applications for women to fill out.....

that would be funny....

 

you can have me every other tuesday.

 

Damn, Trish, I was hoping to at least have you twice a week.

 

The internet is always the last hope for poor, slimy, scamming old scumbag alcoholics to find a girlfriend. Maybe you won't have to fly to Australia for this one. Good luck.

 

Thank you.

 

apparently someone's mom never taught them that if you didn't have any nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.....

 

Quote: Ooo ooo! Can I start an application for one, too? Any takers?


If I was a girl I would certainly take you up on that, you wouldn't know what to say to me, you would be nervous, you don't drink......

sounds like a great time.


(just kidding around Butters, well trying to toughen you up I mean)

 

Aww seamonster, now you done and made me cry! Hahaha Okay, you're hired now as my official toughen-up coach! :$

 

well, since i am not eligible to apply, can i at least help you screen the applications? that should be funny...

 

Your help would be much appriciated.

 

It is so nice of you to take applications for a girlfriend of yours.
What kind of applications are they and why can she not take them herself?

 

haha too funny. So what are your requirements?

 

My #1 requirement is....Breathing.

 

I would like an application. I am breathing.

 

breathing oxygen...or...any other gas will do too.

 

Willy, go to your room!